I don't understand the Woolies ads with the pinchy fingers 🤔 what does it mean?

Didn't expect to see a flying Kylie today #AFLGF

Watching the Hawks game and I kept thinking I could hear the Mr Whippy music and realised its when the little guy kicks a goal. Wouldn't mind an choc top though. #AFLHawksLions

Hi @myGovau Can't seem to log in. No digital ID and it won't send a password reset. Is there a website issue?

I see the Danny Southern haircut is popular in W.A #AFLPiesEagles

The young men hitting themselves in the face with hammers, are they the same kids who were eating the laundry detergent pods? How did we even get here?

I'm the biggest bogan to ever have boganed. Rock on #SpotifyWrapped2025

Thought I'd give #GoldenBachelorAU a watch. Bear is a little too bland but absolutely here for the unhinged ladies.

Wanted to check if it was raining, @ring cameras all down. Now I'm expected to actually walk outside. It's malarkey.

Ohhhh, they're just going to boo every Collingwood possession are they? 🙄 #AFLCrowsPies

Stay safe Queenslanders and those in New South Wales who are in the path of #CycloneAlfred ❤️

Can we keep Robbie Williams on standby? #AFLGF

The Batmobile has been downgraded I see #AFLGF

No doubt Pez is cooking something from the CWA or Women's Weekly cookbook #MasterChefAU

A Chinese meal? A succulent Chinese meal? #MasterChefAU

Is something amiss between Poh and Sofia? #MasterChefAU

Is there any chance the Macedonian Marvel could produce a few more Daicos boys? #AFLPiesDogs

Hi @lifebloodau. Are you eligible to donate blood if your iron levels are only slightly low at 26.7?

Even only faintly, she's breathtaking. From the burbs in Melbourne's north west #AuroraAustralis

Ugh, @auspost drivers still pretending they've attempted delivery. Frustrating as fuck.