To be cringe is to be free

Joined March 2025
don't we have enough "something new | building @{startup}" maybe we should move onto something borrowed or even something blue
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this is now my most liked repost and idk how to feel about that
You never know bro, she could be into chopped broke guys. Shoot your shot
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apparently all of constellation saw the liz holmes doc yesterday holy autism infinity mirror
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bimboozled retweeted
You never know bro, she could be into chopped broke guys. Shoot your shot
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this is the 2014 oscars selfie for people who know what an order book is
got the HRT gang back together!
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nyc froyo day 5: pumpkin pie & oreo on a cone from culture + bonus cones from domodomo
took my top 1% beli nyc friend to tadaima and she was not impressed. sf I’m ashamed of you
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took so long to reunite with hg she’s now yearning for an ioi winner
hg just defended her crush with “he’s ioi gold” Oh ok carry on then
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bimboozled retweeted
some of the most insane corporate speak ive ever heard it was like they were trying to out-scrum master each other
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seeing two broadway musicals and the nathan fielder doc in 24h was like taking two vitamin gummies before a lobotomy
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bimboozled retweeted
dm if you bad and want to give me power of attorney and have me run your twitter
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I was taking pics of dinner last night and this guy not only pulled out his phone to illuminate it for me but also color graded his screen for warm lighting
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did this every time for like 7 dishes. I like new york
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“I should’ve brought my hrt windbreaker” u can just say it’s cold
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not sure why this tweet is mogging my objectively funnier tweet xitter.cf/ditzcourse/status/2084…
call me jane the way only nerdy guys want me and I give everyone a first round interview
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Replying to @mmassacre11
I’m beautiful I would have gotten 4 ranches
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having been involved with certain clubs at a liberal arts institution I’m fully certain billy was hitting the slopes
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autism doesn’t excuse you for doing awful things, serious take
they hate when you serve big eyes black top and 11 years of federal prison
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silicon valley consistently lets white autistic women like EH and aella off the hook
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our entire theater gasped at the shower flash erm we actually didn’t want to see everything
Replying to @ditzcourse
and you can see everything comes out 10/16 bro cinema is so back
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oh nvm I thought u were showing me a whole new world model
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