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don't we have enough "something new | building @{startup}" maybe we should move onto something borrowed or even something blue
Replying to @doinkpatrol @zoerosebryant
some of the most insane corporate speak ive ever heard it was like they were trying to out-scrum master each other
seeing two broadway musicals and the nathan fielder doc in 24h was like taking two vitamin gummies before a lobotomy
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dm if you bad and want to give me power of attorney and have me run your twitter
I was taking pics of dinner last night and this guy not only pulled out his phone to illuminate it for me but also color graded his screen for warm lighting
not sure why this tweet is mogging my objectively funnier tweet xitter.cf/ditzcourse/status/2084…
having been involved with certain clubs at a liberal arts institution I’m fully certain billy was hitting the slopes
our entire theater gasped at the shower flash erm we actually didn’t want to see everything













