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David Fitt retweeted
Inflations falls to 3.4% - the lowest level for almost 2 and a half years
A reduction in the rate of inflation doesn’t mean prices are falling, just that they’re rising more slowly
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It's Equinox! Daytime and nighttime are equal today across our whole planet.
(cool photo by @NOAA tinyurl.com/muhzj2cw)
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There’s outrage after Liz Truss received £20k to appear at a US conference billed as 'a gathering of the great minds of today' and people aren’t too happy about the fee either
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As Downing Street condemns the "racist and wrong" comments by Tory donor Frank Hester (but shows no sign of returning £10m in gifts from Hester and his company), the new Eye reveals the whopping profits and dividends he's made from government NHS IT contracts.
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Lord Ashcroft has falsely accused Angela Rayner of avoiding capital gains tax on her council house. This has been investigated and found to be a baseless slur. Meanwhile, the 'Panama papers' actually revealed he funnelled money offshore to avoid UK tax. 👇 mirror.co.uk/news/politics/t…
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2016 Labour MP Jo Cox was murdered in her constituency
2021 Conservative MP David Amess was murdered in his constituency
2024 the Tory party are condoning a man who say’s Diane Abbott should be shot
He gave them £10 MILLION & they are telling us to move on😳
#EnoughIsEnough
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A lot of people have forgotten
Former 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙂𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙀𝘿 PM
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is 𝘽𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙀𝘿 from entering the Palace of Westminster
Can we remind everyone of this with a retweet?
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Rishi Sunak last week told us that 'words matter'. Except when a racist bastard gives you ten million quid, of course.
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Rishi Sunak's father-in-laws company has been given £35bn in an (up to) 5 year contract for the NHS computer system
#CORRUPTION #ToryCorruption
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Infosy, which is the firm owned by Sunaks family is on the Governments approved list for NHS and FCA contracts totalling £750 Million not £35 Billion as of yet.
thenational.scot/news/24079665.…
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The Post Office has spent twice as much defending itself as it has in compensating the victims of the Horizon scandal, it’s reassuring that at least the lawyers won’t have to wait for their money...
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A Royal Engineer dies.. and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has airconditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?" Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! "Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him." God says, "Send himback up here or I'll sue." (Now remember, God is in heaven.)"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"
😁😁
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As waiting times increase on the HMRC helpline , it's revealed the wealthy can by-pass the queue by using a VIP phone-number, while the mega wealthy can by-pass HMRC by using the Cayman Islands
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What if 'Angels' by @robbiewilliams came out in the 80s?! 🤔💥
Wait for it...😄 Mashed with @simplemindscom ! Free download link in comments!
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5 years old - Dad knows everything!
7 years old - Dad knows.
10 years old - Maybe dad doesn’t know?!
12 years old - Dad doesn’t know.
14 years old - Dads gone crazy!
16 years old - Can’t take dad seriously.
18 years old - What does dad know?!
22 years old - Dads talking rubbish!
24 years old - I know more than dad!
26 years old - Dad seems to know some things after all.
30 years old - Think I should ask dad about this?!
40 years old - It’s amazing how dad went through all this!
45 years old - Dads been right all along.
50 years old - If dad was here, I could have learned a lot.