If someone sells oil FOR snakes, they're probably still trustworthy, right? Only $99.95.

Police reform needs to happen, especially for drug dogs. We're letting them get away with getting dogs addicted to drugs, THEN hiring them as officers?

When you come up with that perfect conundrum for characters to solve only to realize they should just do this.

Having anxiety about public speaking? Most experts say to just slow down, take a deep breath, and imagine no one is listening because they probably aren't.

Whenever I hear kids screaming in the background on Zoom, it really puts my life in perspective. I can't help but think what my life would be like if I never soundproofed the closet in the basement.

Everyone knows you shouldn't leave the sink running while you brush your teeth. Why is that the example? Crying in the shower is so much worse and way more common.

One of the biggest misconceptions about the reproductive system is that only males (AMAB) of our species have gonads. The best part about this is, if half the population didn't have gonads, it would be a huge misconception. A mis-conception, if you will. Laugh now, please.

Why is it creepy if I don't blink but still creepy if my doll collection does? I just don't understand dating at all.

Lately I've been getting really into recycling. I've been buying all kinds of stuff I don't need just so I can recycle more.

You know you need to consider dietary changes when you open a pint of ice cream and immediately throw away the lid.

Hipsters want to popularize the fact that the mainstream should be less popular.

Assassins notoriously have 3 names, like John Wilkes Booth or Lee Harvey Oswald. Same with serial killers. Oh, and almost everyone else.

This is more like taking an "E" and turning it sideways to get a W.

@gabydunn From BwM taxes episode: "...I was peeing myself." *queue start of interview with the president of Planned Parenthood* Hahahaha. =D