@dissonanz42

Turns out I think of 'the cloud' as space. VPCs are planets. What song do you always sing wrong? he (nom.) / him (acc., dat.) / his (gen., poss.)

Joined January 2011
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Timeline cleanse of people showering love on haggis. The world needs more of this.
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*queues up Princess Mononoke*
Science girl
@sciencegirl21 Dec 2022
Spectacular mass of juvenile striped eel catfish appearing like one giant animal, A daunting sight for predators, in this undulating dense entity,the vulnerable protect each other until each is mature and independent
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Thankful to have learned to question my education at University itself. @MarianinaOlcott is the best.
Prof. Feynman
@ProfFeynman19 Nov 2022
The problem is not people being uneducated. The problem is that people are educated just enough to believe what they have been taught, and not educated enough to question anything from what they have been taught. 🧠
To the “Newborns need to get sick” crowd, allow me to introduce you to what you are introducing them to: 🧵
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My fool godson, William, went down to the basement to get a snack four days ago I told him--every time I tell him--to COUNT the stairs as he goes down. There's only 12. If it goes to 13, come back up and try again. And don't follow the thing singing down there But does he listen?
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Others have come up with the very clever idea of The Cook of Mormon, but have they mentioned the amazing songs? 🎶Hello. My name is Elder Spice...🎶 🎶 I am paprika 🎶 🎶 I bay leeeeeaf...that in 1978 God changed his mind about black pepper!(black pepper!) 🎶
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Imagine taking something that provides a useful public service (breaking news/is AWS down) and flushing it down the toilet because someone made fun of you.
the world's richest man just banned cartoonist Jeph Jacques from Twitter for making fun of him
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Lol U mad bro?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk6 Nov 2022
Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended
Pete Buttigieg just gave a masterclass on owning the conversation on Fox News.
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I don't use it for work, but a weeding hoe is awesome and quite possibly a magical device.
Scott McGready 🐿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿@ScottMcGready7 Jul 2022
Serious question- is there one tool you use in your job you think “fuck yeah, this is awesome”?
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It’s hard to accept that the U.S. is heading towards democratic collapse. So, I photoshopped some potential headlines to show #WhatsToCome if we don’t act now…
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I'm very happy that my popularity is far, far below required-to-explain-and/or-apologise-every-time-I-delete-a-tweet level.
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Some people who succeed wildly in school don’t achieve their apparent potential in the business world. Some others who do okay (or worse) in school manage to build an extremely successful life. Why is that? What we learn in school & must unlearn in business & in life: (1/10)
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1/ The Nightmare Scenario SCOTUS is Plotting For the 2024 Election Takeover:
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How in the world is there only one tweet about this (that isn't misspelled)? I've been wondering about the silver Lego hair for weeks at this point.
rutherford b. crazy@GhostFriar16 Jun 2022
Why does Eric Herschmann have three silver Lego wigs on his wall lol
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The abortion law in Canada in the 1969 and more recently in Ireland were both changed because of empathy. In Canada, the coroner of Ontario was so damn sick of seeing dead women he held an inquest for every abortion death. Wanted the public to see the carnage. 1/
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Somewhere in America, a public school teacher will start praying audibly in class every day at a selected hour. The prayer will be a pagan prayer to Odin and Thor. Evangelical Christian students will join in, feeling compelled. Their parents will howl. But THEY MADE IT HAPPEN.
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