All my STLFC friends. I have a signed jersey and tickets going at kickball this weekend. Message for more details!

Only one thing to do when a man is down and out... that's go to the zoo and flip off the money's!

They say im so hood and im so good they do not want me around and It's gon pop off and if it pop off someone gon get knocked the fuck out

This is rubber ducky whats your 1020 over. We got us a convoy over! Yeeeehhaaaawwwwww!!! Copy that you sum bitch pile of monkey nuts!

It's one o'clock and I'm drinking beer with my fiancé and her dad and our son dialed 911 lol what a day so far

Her breath smell like Corona and patron and Marijuana! She giving me her number but I ain't gonna telephone her! #comeangetyourgirl

Watching an all girls soccer league! I can't believe I've never came to these on my own! All the potential lol

HAHAHA OH SHIT! I LAUGHED WAY TO HARD AT THIS!!!!! xitter.cf/CauseWereWasted/status…

Let the day drinking start about 2 then I'll be 6 rows from the ice tonight watching the hawks! I think I'm in love #FIRSTPLAYOFFGAME #HAWKS

You can't judge a cover of a book by its look.... that's what I'm sayin

I've been getting blowed since the 6th grade! Walked in throwin hands in the hall on the first day!

I just wanna be like Nemo and touch the butt!

This is why I'll pick a dog over a cat any day xitter.cf/CauseWereWasted/status…

Happy St. Patrick day from me to you! #mykindagreen

I just seen the biggest eagle I've ever seen come down from a tree and swoop up a trout out of the river 30 yards from me! #itsnaturebitch

For those of you who have never seen a couple lunker trout..... your welcome! #callmebrowntrout

My mom claims she seen aliens last night and she has a badass picture! She must be smoking some pretty good shit! Better than most of you!!!

@AlmondoJunior10 pussy can't ride a bike