me in math class #MondayMathMadness

nolan just said he had the worst humidity EVER? I don't think so buster, try living in FLORIDA!!! #SickOfTheseFakePeople #FloridianThings #WhyDidYaSayThatNolan

nothing original in this fucking world. why do i even try

she naru on my toe till i shippuden

can a white brotha catch a break

Just got asked to be someone's morty... I wish this could happen every day!

me when i am a very smart rat

uh guys... you might wanna see this...

she switsy on my bitsy till this diner still makes coke the old fashioned way

this old fashioned diner still makes coke the old fashioned way

this is the best tweet ive seen all day!

this is a GREAT tweet

this is a good tweet

I named 100 women in 00:33:49 which I am sharing with my social network for some reason nameawoman.co.uk

Create a romance trope Tier List tiermaker.com/create/romance… #TierMaker via @TierMaker

thoughts???

I just got result 'Right Lung' on quiz 'What internal organ are you'. What will you get? uquiz.com/quiz/Fn5v8l/what-i… via @uquiz