On June 9, 1990 Michael Jackson was hospitalized with inflamed rib cartilage. I was also born.
Athens, GA
Joined July 2009
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I'd like to apologize to everyone for that year I spent trying to get good at magic tricks.
It really doesn’t matter how upset he is, you can’t let Zachariah Branch touch the ball again. As in, rest of the year. Ball security is clearly not a priority to him.
Dillon Herbert retweeted
There is not a single fanbase on Earth that deserved to be swept quite like the Los Angeles Dodgers
Most insufferable fanbase I've interacted with on this app. Just THE most hostile group of humans on social media
May this dynasty rest in piss
Dillon Herbert retweeted
The Braves shouldn't try to spin their postseason hitting woes as just the randomness of the baseball or because they faced good pitching. When you compare them to the rest of the postseason field over the past five years, they stand out in the worst way.
Since the start of the 2022 postseason, Atlanta is last -- by a wide margin -- in average (.185), on-base percentage (.265), OPS (.575), runs per game (2.6) and average with RISP (.180) among teams that've played at least 15 postseason games (that's 14 teams).
They're the only team with a postseason average below .200, the only team with a postseason OPS below .600 and the only postseason team that averages fewer than three runs per game. Meanwhile, their .265 OBP is nearly 20 points lower than the next-closest team.
Something absolutely has to change.
Dillon Herbert retweeted
Jake Bauers spoils Yoshinobu Yamamoto's start with a 12-pitch at bat, a breakdown
FOX has to get Joe Davis off the mic when the Dodgers are on FOX. Every big moment for the Brewers has been dampened by his Dodgers bias
Jason Kelce is a very entertaining podcaster and performer, but he cannot hide is bias for the Eagles when doing their football games for a National audience.
Dillon Herbert retweeted
Win a World Series with a talented young core and then do absolutely nothing the next five years by winning one playoff series total.
Fire Alex Anthopoulos.
Again, losing 3 of 4 and getting bounced in the NLDS is subjectively a failure of a season. There’s no good reason a team with the talent of the Braves should ever get muzzled like they did in the postseason.
Dillon Herbert retweeted
Atlanta hitters not named Michael Harris II or Ozzie Albies are a combined 23-for-160 so far in the postseason.
That's a .144/.266/.219 line with a .485 OPS.
This is probably unpopular - I don’t care - making it to the NLDS is not a successful season for the Braves. The NL East was extremely down this year and the Braves won the division only because of a stupid hot start in April and May. Media HAS to be harder on the front office.
It’s not an exaggeration to say the Braves offense (thank you Alex Anthopoulos) is single-handedly the reason they will lose this series. Dodgers have only one hit with RISP in the whole series and they’re going to win it.
Two nights in a row Ozzie has led off an inning with a double and has not scored. Not hyperbole, the Braves might be the worst playoff team at situational hitting in the last 10 years.