I stay noided. Co-Founder of @pplscitycouncil | Host of @allvalleypod | Mely Forever. He/Him

Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2010
That cop in Uvalde having his lock screen be the punisher logo and him being scared to take on an active shooter is truly the perfect encapsulation of how cops see themselves vs who they really are.
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this was for 3 incidents. im facing charges for telling hydee feldstein soto that she would have prosecuted mlk, pressing karen bass on how much money goes to the lapd + why lapd works with ice, and confronting jim mcdonnell on lapd being the most murderous pig dept in the nation
just found out that the lapd is trying to have the city attorney charge me with obstruction of a throughfare for protesting at the mlk parade earlier this year
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Saw this sign that features a person carrying around a huge parking ticket and honestly it's so poetic to me because having to remember to validate your ticket is a burden
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Karen Bass’ LAPD is trying to get a Black man charged with section PC647c for daring to protest during the MLK parade on Martin Luther King Jr. Day
just found out that the lapd is trying to have the city attorney charge me with obstruction of a throughfare for protesting at the mlk parade earlier this year
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Making everyone wear a bald cap to my birthday party this year
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Say what you will about the Social Reckoning but there is a joke in it that made me laugh really hard and for that alone it's a 3 star movie
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I love when a company emails you about a price increase and makes it sound like it's a positive thing for you, the consumer. You get to pay more and we get to provide you with the same service that will somehow get worse even though you're paying more for it
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I love editing my own writing because then I get to get rid of The Bad Sentences.
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If souplantation is coming back to California they should take a minute to change that fucking name. Make it something more catchy like breadgulag or chowderconcentrationcamp
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Wow! Can't believe this many people also love souplantation! Anyway, I'm in the running to win some money and host a podcast on iheartradio if you nice folks wanna vote for me tophost.org/2026/albert-cora…
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Recently, I posted a TikTok about the escalator at the Burbank AMC 16 being down again and people got so mad at me for pointing that ou. They think you're not allowed to want things to work. Very bizarre. I also accidentally called it an elevator and people got mad at that, too
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Is there a bechdel test equivalent for when two non white characters in a movie/show have a conversation that doesn't mention a white person?
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The reason the needles move on that "earthquake" machine is not because there's a tremor it's because the earth is lying to us
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A guy riding a very loud Harley just drove by me blasting "Boston" by Stella Lefty. This world has so many beautiful mysteries in it. sir, who the hell are you?
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Lowkirkenuinely love hanging out at the Burbank mall
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The things I see on my walks...LA is beautiful, man! Also, more like living thrust
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He shit out all that popcorn after he ran up those stairs
First look at the ‘ROCKY’ 50th anniversary popcorn bucket.
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Acting nonchalant when looking for parking so the parking spots don't think I'm desperate
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