Senior Web Developer at Totally Communications

London
Joined April 2011
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🥳 PHP 8.1 is released! 🔗 Read all about it at: php.net/archive/2021.php#202… ♻️ Migration Guide: php.net/migration81 🐘 Many thanks to the contributors for everything they implemented, and the RMs to get this amazing new version released! ❓ What's your favourite new feature?
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In 1994, Standing Room Only made some startling predictions about the future of football, bespoke subscription packages, and some sort of ‘European Super League.’ Terrifying.
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While the doors at Totally are shut we are otherwise absolutely business as usual. We have amazing long term clients who depend on us as we do them. (read more on LinkedIn) linkedin.com/posts/masontoby…
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my team: are you proposing we use this framework based solely on the fact you just read about it? me:
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Club open from 11am today as we entertain two sides from @oldstationersfc in The Boxing Day Taffy Evans Memorial Cup. Come down and support the boys and stay for a beer or two? ⚽️🍺🍺
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oh you're a developer? name every code
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for halloween, I'm coming as the technical debt ticket you've shoved in the backlog for the past 6 months
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North London is RED!!!
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That feeling when you first discovered `document.designMode`
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We're happy to announce that the videos from PHP UK Conference 2019 are now available! Missed a talk you wanted to see? Take a look here! buff.ly/2uil1f1 #phpuk19
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Remember, a few hours of trial and error can save you several minutes of looking at the README.
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Cameraman was here today He filmed me doing tricks If you're watching ITV I'm on the news at six
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/dev/grohl and the foo bar fighters
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I am relieved to report that I won the stare-off with a parked car.
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Oops. @SpursOfficial 😂😂😂
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Good lad!
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Unsurprisingly, no @TheSAL1907 matches on tomorrow, all have fallen foul of the weather. Club is open tomorrow afternoon from 4pm. Don’t forget Sunday night gig.