Shrimpaholic

Doctor: "you have acute bronchitis" Me: "Nothing about bronchitis is cute"

I bet you money someone has a Zoboomafoo face tattoo

This is so relatable I can't even xitter.cf/customglow420/status/8…

Shrimp Cult @martinrangel_tx

Ready

I'm getting this shrimp tattoo in a minute #shrimpcult

Why u so uglee¿ @chefmoves93

Playing kingdom hearts on hard absolutely sucks

Just had the most AWKWARD encounter of my life. I froze the fuck up for 5 seconds and blurted out "bye". I hate myself

Tired of being tired

Don't see enough butts tbh

Drowning in nudes

I got back on here at the right time

Gonna bring out the moon boots and fanny packs in the fall. Watch out

This Calvin Klein fanny pack tho @compendium_

It sucks when you really enjoy listening to a band and come to find out majority of the members are dickheads