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Shrimpaholic

@Diesoft

Don't look at me / Rat Ma$ter / 📸 cablemable92@gmail.com

 Dallas
Joined October 2014
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Doctor: "you have acute bronchitis" Me: "Nothing about bronchitis is cute"
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I bet you money someone has a Zoboomafoo face tattoo
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This is so relatable I can't even xitter.cf/customglow420/status/8…
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Shrimp Cult @martinrangel_tx
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Ready
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I'm getting this shrimp tattoo in a minute #shrimpcult
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Why u so uglee¿ @chefmoves93
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Playing kingdom hearts on hard absolutely sucks
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Just had the most AWKWARD encounter of my life. I froze the fuck up for 5 seconds and blurted out "bye". I hate myself
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Tired of being tired
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Don't see enough butts tbh
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Drowning in nudes
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I got back on here at the right time
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Gonna bring out the moon boots and fanny packs in the fall. Watch out
This Calvin Klein fanny pack tho @compendium_
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It sucks when you really enjoy listening to a band and come to find out majority of the members are dickheads
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Kotah Blue@KotahBlue31 Jul 2017
Swallow your pride or you'll drown in it like everyone else did. – at Umatilla, OR
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