Hi, I'm Jake Peralta, you may of heard of as being the sexiest man alive? No. Okay.
— literate & descriptive.
Written by ocecnhues.
"Yeah it is."
He'd go in for a hug, but she'd probably (most definitely) punch him in the face. "What's up?" xitter.cf/perfervidvirago/status…
Replying to @ldiosyncratics
"Um, no, it doesn't." He scoffed. "Only the score of die hard could make Batman vs. Superman better." He chuckled.
"Everyone knows that."
[ OOC: no because I'm better than you. xitter.cf/scornfuldisdain/status…
[ OOC: never mind I don't pick fights with 3rd graders. xitter.cf/scornfuldisdain/status…
[ OOC: FUCKIN' FIGHT ME MATE!! xitter.cf/scornfuldisdain/status…
Replying to @ldiosyncratics
"Do you mind?. . .Batman's about to whip Superman's ass and your music is ruining the moment!" He added.
Replying to @ldiosyncratics
Is to immersed in his Batman vs. Superman comic book to pay attention to what she's doing.
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—• ᴀs ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡs, ᴍʏ sᴘɪʀᴛ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ ɪs ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ's ɢʀᴇᴀᴛᴇsᴛ ᴘʀᴇᴅᴀᴛᴏʀ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʟғ. ❜
Replying to @ldiosyncratics
"Oh, wow I'm almost. . ./touched/." He nodded.
"Wait. . .then who's your favorite? Besides you of course."
Replying to @ldiosyncratics
Is flattered the queen acknowledged his presence.
"If it isn't perfection herself."


