now that I’ve learned way too much about him I’ll say that his wife looks like a girl I went to high school with and had a crush on and his mistress looks like a different girl I went to high school whom I also had a crush on

listening to Denali like it’s 2003, next thing you know I’ll be playing Pretty Girls Make Graves

uno dos ultraviolento

I traveled back in time to make sham 69 write this song about 2026 ballon d’or winner Harry Kane

thinking about the guy I saw with his kids at six flags wearing an EASILY DISTRACTED BY CARS AND BOOBS shirt. hope he’s having a good day and is driving safely

should I go to CDMX over thanksgiving

the brooder

I’m @ six flags

everytime I search something in my email I find something I wrote during the Bush presidency that is so stupid I should’ve been shot. 20 year olds are stupider than kindergarteners

listening to a playlist and getting excited that you like every track, brother you made the playlist

I’m good at compartmentalizing and tuning people out. I have no idea who Ethan Klein is even tho in theory I should

who asked for this

there’s an account on here who I followed for her beautiful home and she seems to now only post about how men in other states make her sad

oh?