FOCUS, and CLARITY ¤ SILENCE BUILDS WHAT NOISE TALKS ABOUT.
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SiR.DC retweeted
😂 JOKE OF THE DAY! 🤣
Title: The Unexpected Heart Attack!
An Irish man returned home early from work and heard strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushed upstairs and found his wife lying naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
“What's wrong, darling?” he asked.
“I'm having a heart attack!” she cried.
He quickly rushed downstairs to grab the phone and call for help. Just as he was about to dial, his four-year-old son ran up to him and shouted:
“Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Mick is hiding in your wardrobe, and he has no clothes on!”
The man dropped the phone and stormed upstairs, rushing past his screaming wife. He flung open the wardrobe door, and sure enough, there was his brother, completely naked and crouching on the floor!
“You bastard!” the husband shouted. “My wife is having a heart attack, and you're running around naked, scaring the children!”
Moral of the story: Sometimes, even when you're caught red-handed, confidence can save you!
Over to you! What would you do if you were the husband? 😂
#JokeOfTheDay
😂 JOKE OF THE DAY! 🤣
Title: The Unexpected Heart Attack!
An Irish man returned home early from work and heard strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushed upstairs and found his wife lying naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
“What's wrong, darling?” he asked.
“I'm having a heart attack!” she cried.
He quickly rushed downstairs to grab the phone and call for help. Just as he was about to dial, his four-year-old son ran up to him and shouted:
“Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Mick is hiding in your wardrobe, and he has no clothes on!”
The man dropped the phone and stormed upstairs, rushing past his screaming wife. He flung open the wardrobe door, and sure enough, there was his brother, completely naked and crouching on the floor!
“You bastard!” the husband shouted. “My wife is having a heart attack, and you're running around naked, scaring the children!”
Moral of the story: Sometimes, even when you're caught red-handed, confidence can save you!
Over to you! What would you do if you were the husband? 😂
#JokeOfTheDay
SiR.DC retweeted
Today I was so bored, then I saw an ant in the kitchen. so l placed a cube of sugar In front of her, she tasted some and went to call her friends, I quickly hid the cube of sugar because I wanted them to think that she's a liar 🤥 😂
SiR.DC retweeted
I walked into my bank to transfer $40,000.
The banker looked at my name.
Then looked at me.
“Are you related to Harun?”
I froze.
“That was my father.”
He smiled.
“I knew him.”
“You did?”
“He used to come here every Friday.”
I laughed.
“He hated banks.”
The banker laughed too.
“He complained every single time.”
“That’s definitely him.”
The banker looked at my account.
“You’re doing well.”
“I learned from him.”
He smiled.
“Your father always said you would.”
I looked at him.
“He said that?”
SiR.DC retweeted
Bro to sis: Never chase a man who has you questioning where you stand. If he likes you, you’ll know. If he confuses you,run!!!! And please, don’t fall in love with potential. Potential doesn’t pay bills, communicate properly, or remember your birthday. Judge people by what they consistently do, not by the beautiful future you’ve imagined for them.
Love somebody who gives you peace, respects you, and doesn’t make you audition for basic affection. You’re a woman, not a customer service representative trying to get your relationship ticket resolved.
SiR.DC retweeted
When you ask some people what red flags are;
You hear
Gaslighting;
Toxic masculinity or feminism;
Aggressive;
Dismissive;
Etc.
But a 40+ man, single and wanting to teach a lady things about love that he doesn't have, that is another kind of RED FLAG
or is it ?
Check this out 👇🏿
SiR.DC retweeted
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