@dicksituation

he/him | god's favorite 📸: richard_situation

Boulder, CO
Joined February 2013
edited for my own thoughts on the matter
If I haven’t spoken to u for 3 years and u FaceTime me I will not be picking up
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That’s right
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was at the store and at the self-checkout someone had abandoned a "Manic Panic" hair lightening kit, which is both an insane name for that product but also an incredible little piece of environmental storytelling to get to see in real life
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If Oct 7 is proportionally equivalent to sixteen 9/11s, then mathematically, the Gaza genocide is equivalent to 298 9/11s
Benjamin Netanyahu says October 7th was the equivalent of "sixteen 9/11s." "Proportionately," the death of 1,200 Israelis is "equal to" the death of 40,000 Americans, he says.
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tucker wetmore is a drag name sorry
Ella Langley & Tucker Wetmore are dating, @PEOPLE reports. 🔗: people.com/country-stars-ell…
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ms rachel the realest white bitch alive now that dolly gone
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I need to log off. I immediately understood all of the references here.
Removing my mask to take a sip of my iced coffee at my lesbian bar job interview.
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I respect those high class cats in tuxedos but I love that my guy just keeps it casual with socks and a g-string
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guys with vasectomies after hitting it raw:
I've injected you with a fluid that does nothing. Good luck.
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Happy Shut the Fuck Up Friday
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post-vasectomy this is my only option
using a mortar and pestle to grind my penis into a fine dust then blowing it into some ladies pussy and she gets quadruple pregnant
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can't believe this had real-life inspiration
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the automatic transmission knows what gear it is in at all times, it knows this because it knows what gears it isnt. by subtracting which gear it is in, from which gears it isnt, the transmission uses deviations to shift from the gear it was in, to the gear it now is.
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“This is going to ruin the tour.” —Justin Timberlake and also now Ed Sheeran 💀
*Four* acts have now withdrawn from Ed Sheeran’s tour in rapid succession: FINNEAS Lukas Graham Beoga Aaron Rowe
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I find it funny how "its an 80/20 issue!" always gets brought up for why we should be okay with rolling trans rights back, but never for why dems should roll israel support back. Dems clearly don't have a problem sticking with unpopular 80/20 positions when it comes to israel.
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Congrats on a year Charlie-free!
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a loaded god complex Charlie and Kirk it
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What are you guys gonna be for Kirkoween
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Everyone wants to know how we’ve stayed friends all these years - well, here’s your answer
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