Everyone must choose one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret.

Joined January 2011
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Hangovers are starting to last 2 days
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Bwana ya Kawera Mwangaza amechoma shule.... Ni mbayaa 🔥🤣
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"why do your friends have cool jobs and you're just a boring accountant" -my son and former heir
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Pastor Timber making sure Madueke gave his thanks 😂🙏
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Here is the video for those who are doubting!!!
We need the president to take up a mental test ASAP
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France is about to find out if they have any hard men left to take care of the bad times their weak men created.
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Ever since Burkina Faso, Mali and Niger took control of their resources, France has been in serious economic sh!t.
Protests in France have turned completely violent over the cost of living 🤯
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Hii bale mpya ya waluhya sijui imetoka wapi. We were so used to wale wawili wakushiba na kutosumbua. Hawa ata njaa hawana.
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When bro's son got suspended cus he was caught kissing two girls, but mine comes home with a medal and some stupid A+
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Whenever I see people fighting over whether they were a Nick kid or a Disney kid or a Cartoon Network kid, I get so confused bc y’all were just picking one…? I was flipping between all them mfs😭
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“When politics pays your bills, the truth becomes your enemy”
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80% of women escape poverty through marriage and 80% of men enter poverty through marriage. Tell me I’m lying.
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Ojalá Spotify tuviera un botón de "canciones que olvidaste por alguna razón rarísima pero créeme, todavía las amas"
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My barber looking at 8 yr old me describe the haircut I want knowing my parents already told him to shave everything clean off
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‘nawezapitia apo nikikusalimia’ alafu mtu anakuletea pombe 10am. wapi heshima ya kazi jameni? what happened to basic decency? wapi chaser?
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Eze, Timber, Saka all score. Church is going to be crazy on Sunday. Bible brothers.
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That Timber finish btw. You can tell he’s spent too much time with Calafiori
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J'ai dit à ma crush de l'université que j'aimais ses ongles et elle m'a répondu « merci, c’est mon mec qui a payé pour moi».
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Be hard on yourself. Be rebellious. Do not accept what the masses have normalised. Mediocrity, feelings, incompetence, dishonesty, victimhood, lies and shortcuts are not your standard. CHANGE or PERISH.
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"Oh for fuck's sake what now" me when asked to do the job I was hired to do
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