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"why do your friends have cool jobs and you're just a boring accountant"
-my son and former heir
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France is about to find out if they have any hard men left to take care of the bad times their weak men created.
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Hii bale mpya ya waluhya sijui imetoka wapi. We were so used to wale wawili wakushiba na kutosumbua. Hawa ata njaa hawana.
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Whenever I see people fighting over whether they were a Nick kid or a Disney kid or a Cartoon Network kid, I get so confused bc y’all were just picking one…?
I was flipping between all them mfs😭
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80% of women escape poverty through marriage
and 80% of men enter poverty through marriage.
Tell me I’m lying.
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Ojalá Spotify tuviera un botón de "canciones que olvidaste por alguna razón rarísima pero créeme, todavía las amas"
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‘nawezapitia apo nikikusalimia’ alafu mtu anakuletea pombe 10am. wapi heshima ya kazi jameni? what happened to basic decency? wapi chaser?
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Eze, Timber, Saka all score.
Church is going to be crazy on Sunday.
Bible brothers.
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J'ai dit à ma crush de l'université que j'aimais ses ongles et elle m'a répondu « merci, c’est mon mec qui a payé pour moi».
























