Still Maixi

so why are the letters in my mailbox just straight up doxxing me

gave my fortune teller my contact info so they can let me know when i’m going to make my appointment

if it weren't for this site i would've never found the love of my life, I love my X girlfriend

corn (impr)

feeling nervous about the math test i hope 2+2 still equals 4 by the time i take it

live alien performance (impr)

schedule (impr)

i always check my candy after i buy it at the store to make sure it wasn’t packaged with razors inside

wisconsin is actually named after one of the US founding fathers, George Wisconsin

multicorn on the unicob

find screelance services available on thrillerr

please block @/traffic. they support cars

before you waste your time think of all the poor children who are struggling to have time every day

i think the dictionary writers are running out of ideas. what the heck is a penumbra

if you get attacked by a pollar bear your best chance of survival is to answer the questions

i’m on a diet, so i only eat cake made with diet baking soda

a common stereotype is that ants are small. This is not true. i saw a pretty big ant once

‘bibliotheque’ is spanish for Bible Tech

you’re not allowed in the homeless shelter because you’re not homeless. you have a home in the homeless shelter

known glitch: saying "mirror mirror on the wall who's the prettiest of them all" to a mirror results in it reflecting the wrong light