Kent State 2018. One time winner of Giant Tic Tac Toe. Christopher Moore has acknowledged my existence. He/Him

Joined August 2015
I have literally no idea who the people in my header photo are
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Vivek Ramaswamy registered as an attorney in New York and as a voter in Ohio at different addresses, which would mean he either violated New York State Bar registration laws or Ohio voter registration laws.
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They’re getting desperate
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So between his in-person appearance at ACL on Friday, and his attendance at Kacey Musgraves’ concert Saturday, James Talarico teleported back to a mental hospital in Ohio to be discharged from his stay. It should actually piss you off how stupid these people think you are.
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Elon immediately suspended this account that showed Nick Sortor’s recorded call to the mental health facility was AI generated and is preventing community notes on the Sortor post. It’s all hands on deck trying to make the fake Talarico story stick
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Invisible Derek retweeted
Telling Zohran Mamdani that "we charge you with genocide" is a good way to render the designation meaningless (and signal that you are a fucking moron)
Pro-Palestinian protesters gather outside City Hall to call out Mayor Zohran Mamdani for what they see as his betrayal of the movement. "Mayor Mamdani, you can't hide we charge you with genocide" was a chant that just rang out.
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The most important part of January 6th is the part that's always been left out of the narrative and has now been completely forgotten: A majority of the House Republican caucus voted for Trump's fake electors scheme.
The paranoid “Trump will never leave office” libs always point to January 6th as proof that we can’t rely on the constitution to stop Trump from declaring himself president for life, but Jan 6 had no chance of succeeding. And defying a 2 term limit would be even more impossible.
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Yankees and Braves eliminated on the same night
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remember when the yankees tried to celebrate him for it and the actual league had to step in and be like "you seriously cannot do that" lmao
remember when that yankee fan tried to break mookie betts' wrist on live TV in front of everyone? i still gotta know what his plan was
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Yankees fans love to involve themselves in the games for some reason
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Hi, I’m Ken Paxton’s wife. I’m voting for my adulterous husband whose name I cannot bring myself to utter.
#TXPol: "I'm Texas Senator Angela Paxton. People have asked my thoughts about this election and turns out, I have some ... I'm voting for the Republican ticket on November 3rd." Texas PAC is up with a new ad featuring Angela Paxton, Ken Paxton's estranged wife.
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She's not from Ohio, she's never been in Ohio, and she didn't have surgery until she was an adult. Everything in the ad is a lie.
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Meanwhile in the AFC
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It’s very funny that @TheHC_CoachLew chose to walk away from being the Kent State coaching GOAT and now has to settle for being the scapegoat for Deion Sanders and now having to deal with a mumps outbreak
Amid a rise in mumps cases at the school, San Diego State had 15 players listed as "doubtful" or "out" for its upcoming game game against Texas State. Head coach Sean Lewis declined to confirm if or how many of his players may be affected. The game is scheduled for 10:30 p.m. ET on Saturday night. MORE: yhoo.it/4y05I8e
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I’m 30 years old and I’ve never seen the Raiders on a positive side of a penalty chart before
How many penalty yards every NFL team has this season:
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Most takeaways this season Raiders 9 Panthers 7 Vikings 6 Steelers 6 Chargers 6 Jaguars 6
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If Mets fans don’t start a mass movement of David Stearns cutouts that say “uncapped downside scenario” all throughout next season then this fanbase doesn’t deserve shit
"We and I made a number of decisions that created the potential for an uncapped downside scenario" David Stearns discusses the lessons he learned from the start to the 2026 season for the Mets
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the three remaining undefeated teams in the AFC
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Whoever this person is has an identical back of their head to me
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Three & Eaux! #LVvsNO
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The only QB to start the year with three straight 3 Pass TD games in 2026
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