Taylor Lewan’s acceptance into the mainstream is one of the more baffling things we’ve ever seen. His college teammate brutally raped a woman, and immediately reported it. Lewan found out and threatened the victim, saying he’d rape her again if she pursued charges. His own teammates were so disturbed, they reported the threats to the Office of Student Affairs. (Lewan wasn’t punished, and his rapist teammate played 4 more years before the school finally expelled him for the rape with 1 game of eligibility left. Isn’t Michigan great?) Lewan later attacked 2 Ohio State fans in a bar following UM’s annual loss to the Buckeyes, sending 1 to the hospital. (Don’t worry, he wasn’t punished for that, either.) When he wasn’t busy threatening the rape victims of teammates and assaulting innocent bar patrons, Lewan could be found trying to injure opponents in games he was losing. Remember his final hurrah vs. MSU? Sure, his team got blown out and his quarterback got killed. And yes, a team finishing with negative 48 rushing yards was hilarious. But did you see our boy (310 lbs) violently yanking the face mask of a defenseless Isaiah Lewis (200 lbs) after yet another MSU sack? Can’t say Lewan didn’t have guts! If you get the chance, I highly recommend the ESPN broadcast. We don’t have time to reminisce about the other 4 times Lewan tried to injure an MSU player that day, but ESPN covered them in detail. I’m not kidding. 5 separate incidents! At least it’s better than threatening to rape the rape victims of his teammates. Good move, @espn!