@dgiffin

IT consultant - Oracle/PostgreSQL/MongoDB/Cassandra/MySQL/MariaDB/Scylla Can also find me at @dgiffin@mastodonapp.uk

Cambridge, England
Joined January 2008
For those of you who aren't into numbers, I may have found the perfect bathroom scale for you. 😂
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🚨 BEACON ALERT MISSING VETERAN Northumbria Police are searching for Shannon, last seen in the Cheshire Grove area of South Shields shortly after 11:55pm on 10 October. White, around 5ft, large build, shoulder-length dark brown hair. Last seen wearing a dark green top and dark trousers, with a gold necklace. Contact Northumbria Police if sighted. Ref: NP-20261010-0050 #BeaconAlert
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My wife is cutting bread 🤦‍♂️ The Hounds of Tindalos are free, the Planck constant has collapsed Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
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Never, ever leaving this platform…
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Apparently they were filming a new Frosties advert in Yorkshire today, I wonder how it went?
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Well now…imagine having this on your resume
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God it’s only Tuesday 🤦‍♂️
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Haha! This is just great. 😂
They told Builders and plumbers to use bikes to get around and cycle …. These builders tried ….. 10 out of 10 for effort….. #cyclist
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High Risk MISSING 13 year old! – Logan was due home at 8pm on Sunday night but has not returned May be around Gravesend / Northfleet / Tree Estate area Description: 5ft 3", slim build, brown hair, blue eyes, scar underneath his left eye. Last seen wearing: 🩵 Teal zip-up hoodie, ⚫ black Adidas trousers and ⚪ white trainers. 📞 Kent Police: 101 Incident: MPB-8457-26-4646-03 🚨 If you see him or believe he is in immediate danger, call 999.
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psst... what d’ya need? uppers? downers? tranks? wobbly eggs? 2027 forest fr1ends calendar…? forestfr1ends.bigcartel.com/…
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This is the content I'm here for
Two grocery workers recreated The Prodigy’s “ Firestarter” WTF did I just watch 😧😳🫣😂
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- i miss grandma. she’s left a hole in my heart. - i know sweetie. a fusty old, milky eyed, mildly racist shaped hole. - GODAMMIT TERRY!
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*MISSING PERSON APPEAL* Police are concerned for the welfare of a missing 12 year old girl, Oliwia Nowakowska, who was last seen in the Lurgan area at approximately 7pm on Saturday 26th September Oliwia is believed to have travelled to Belfast, possibly by train If you have seen Oliwia or believe you may know her whereabouts please contact Police on 101 quoting serial 46-27/09/2026
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Have you seen missing Mylie (14) last seen in #Preston (#Lancashire) on September 24, 2026? (has links to #Preston, #Garstang, #Blackpool, #Bradford, #Sunderland, #Washington & #Newcastle) (Call Lancashire police on 101 quoting 1498 of 24th September) facebook.com/BlackpoolPolice…
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how’s 2026 going? thought so. well 2027 would be a f**k sight more bearable with one of these hanging on your wall… forestfr1ends.bigcartel.com/…
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Herts Police are appealing for the public’s help to trace a teenager who has gone #missing from #Hemel Hempstead Skye, 15, was last seen in Hemel Hempstead yesterday (25 September) at 6pm. She was last seen wearing a black zip up hoodie, brown leggings and cream crocs. Officers are growing increasingly concerned for Skye’s welfare. If you have seen Skye since she was reported missing or have information about where she has been, you can report this by: 📞 Calling 999 immediately if you believe you are with Skye now or have seen her in the last few moments, quoting ISR 747 of 25 September.
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Police are growing increasingly concerned for the welfare of 13 year old Charlotte, who has been reported missing from Wadebridge. Charlotte was last seen at around 4.20am today (22/09) If you have seen Charlotte, or know of her whereabouts, call 999 quoting log 179 – 22nd of September . Devon & Cornwall Police
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- whoever’s responsible is clearly very unwell. - and has little respect for the yellow pages. they’ve wiped their arse on every page from ‘Aarons’ to ‘Tiddywinkle’…
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