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DFKDAO is a closed DAO and guild on @DefiKingdoms by the shadowy super degens of WAGMI planet.
We've started this twitter account to tell you over the coming weeks about our thesis, how our love for the product came to be and what to look out for.
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Everyone knows IRS agents are the peak of evolution, but still schools and paid groups refuse to teach it.
So strap in, turn your sound on and learn more about our history directly from us.
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You thought it would be easy? You thought you'd become a legend just by being on CT?
Candles are red for a reason. No becoming a legend without fighting evadoors to the death first.
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Daddy boden needs no preparation for the debates. He was busy all day ordering tax audits on his enemies. We happily complied.
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Did you enjoy the crypto shakeout over the last few weeks? It's the path to becoming a proper agent.
Only true pain will make you want to tax little children, poor seniors, cats, dogs and everyone else. This is the way.
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No amount of VCs calling tops months after the fact can stop the inevitable.
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Who cares about a 100 million bet.. 100% tax rate, that's the way forward.
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We are not supposed to tell you, but @Cobratate begged and cried not to get arrested.
Even offered to jerk off our agent with one hand. We'll put him in a cell with other larps and rug sellers.
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Everyone talking about the FOMC decision again. At least the way the tax rate gets decided is transparent. We got some footage from our last meeting with Pres Boden.
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You've had enough of all of this? You can't stand your net worth bleeding everyday? You just want to touch some grass and spend your summer outside.
Well, bad luck. Retard up and get back to work. You are stuck here.
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We don't support the hate towards our fellow agent @VitalikButerin.
He was crucial in developing a technology allowing the $IRS to track all transactions and usage of financial applications.
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You can either frontrun the FTX twap or cope later. Your choice. Taxes will be paid anyway.
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Our Iggy memes made you all rich, but now $IRS agents are back in the trenches. Fighting for all that is good: Taxes.
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Hope everyone enjoyed their dipping session today. We made you see more clearly. Now pay your taxes.
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No idea why @IGGYAZALEA blocked us. We can't think of a reason. Just being helpful.
Anyway, time to end the celeb meta. IRS simp department is signing off.
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He left us no choice. Trump refused higher tax rates. We had to rig the trial and sacrifice him.
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You think it's by accident that celebs are returning to crypto? Don't be naive. IRS always wins.