@dfarella

happy to be here

 Long Island, NY
Instagram.com/dfarella
Joined March 2011
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Mentally, emotionally and physically unavailable until further notice.
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Texting Guillermo to 21523 tonight idgaf
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Sometimes I have to stand in front of the mirror and bark loudly just to get that dog OUT of me
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Best team in the AL, best team in the NL. Hope Brewers sweep.
Jon Heyman
@JonHeyman23h
It’ll be the Tampa Bay Rays and Milwaukee Brewers in the World Series. Just as we all predicted.
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What’s the better nap, the fall/winter nap or the spring/summer nap? I love bundling up and getting toasty for a good nap in the colder season, but during the warmer season coming in from the sun and heat to a cool AC or fan type nap also goes really hard
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Somebody tell me what is really going on in France because last time I got “student protests over school conditions”
R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalertsOct 19
🚨 #BREAKING: Looters in France break into Louis Vuitton store, reportedly stealing merch for reparations.
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The Crunchwrap supreme, is that farm to table? Excellent. Excellent. And the Baja Blast, is that locally sourced? Beautiful, great. We’ll have both for the table.
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No thanks
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Live from the suburbs it’s a true crime Saturday night
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What the hell is going on in France?
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Where can I stream Pimp My Ride?
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Bro get the Kathy Hochul commercials off my television
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I really hope Cleveland wins this ALCS. That city deserves a World Series. Nearly 80 years since their last title and their fan base is legit. Tampa Bay can’t fill seats in the postseason, no need for them to host the championship.
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The most perfect pork chop dish for lunch (pappardelle bolognese not pictured). Done celebrating the birthday now. Time for a nap.
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Should’ve saved my Lavo matchbooks
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Ever have a show that you “really can’t get into” after watching the first minute and a half?
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Dylan Farella retweeted
Megha
@megha_lillyOct 16
Look, if you’re having a bad day, read the replies, I’ve been laughing for five minutes 😂😂😂
Porsche
@PorscheOct 15
Mission S. Authentic. Consistent. Timeless. A glimpse into the future - shaped by our heritage. Mid-engine architecture. A focus on the driver and the driving experience. Call it a love letter.
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Mike Solana
@micsolanaOct 16
liz warren: we’re gonna stop the mayonnaise company from buying a hot sauce company elon musk:
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He actually did it. He actually made the flying car
FearBuck
@FearedBuckOct 16
Elon Musk reveals that the new Tesla Roadster will enter production in 2028. • Features a SpaceX-developed thrusters that allow it to fly. • Accelerates from 0 to 60 mph in under a second. • Reach speeds exceeding 250 mph, and offers a range of 620 miles.
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Dylan Farella retweeted
audrey@phlegmmeOct 15
Lets see how my doctor likes it when I ask her if she’s sexually active
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