Brand || Personal shopper || Digital Artist

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined June 2022
One person dey para because dem thief him money, another one dey para because dem fuck him babe. But you want make dem get the same reactions?
If na OD rant for person DM like this, una go call am man-child and all sort of names. E reach BNXN turn now, and I'm seeing "pen game on fire..", "he needs to drop these curses as a song..." Very big MMS 🤣
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anytime e wan be like say my own don finish naso God go just do magic, God na correct guy fr
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Why do Nigerian brands sometimes prioritise foreign festivals over our own cultural treasures? Glo’s 15-year partnership with Ofala shows what happens when a homegrown brand invests in the traditions that make Nigeria unique. #GloPoweredOfalaFestival
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Long term cultural sponsorship needs no loud launch to matter. Globacom’s steady support for Ofala makes a quiet but powerful statement. #GloPoweredOfalaFestival
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Omor I no dey grateful for this yeye life again o, I wan die. If God no wan give me everything wey I dey pray for, make him take me abeg.
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A new chapter begins for our Accesspreneur winners. We look forward to seeing how they develop their ideas and build their businesses. #AccessBankAccesspreneur
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When young people are equipped to think like entrepreneurs, they can begin to see opportunities in the problems around them. #AccessBankAccesspreneur
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I’m only still alive because I’ve not found a painless way to die yet
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Don’t you dare offer me friendship after breakup, just go.
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Just stay wicked. This person will probably still remain friends with the others who couldn’t accommodate them but they’ll fight with you when you ask them to leave. There’s no reward for being a good person.
You can let a man stay in your house for free for 10 years, if you tell him in the 11th year to leave, he will call you a wicked man. That is humans for you.
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worst part about finding out someone lied to you is having to sit there and wonder what else they lied about
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Whatever happened to fighting for the person u love? Not toxic fighting. Not begging. I mean actually communicating, compromising, healing, and refusing to throw away something good just because it got hard.
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as a guy, if you no guide, your life experience will be limited to your room and evening strolling on your street.
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Every time I make somebody feel special they start testing if I’m stupid 😭
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Proud Zamfarian! Beautiful culture plus real progress under Governor @daudalawal_’s Rescue agenda. Gusau is moving forward. Who’s tagging another proud son/daughter? #Zamfaraishome
We are proudly zamfarians and we are calling out to all proud daughter and son to join the movement💃🏽 Tag a zamfarian, let’s celebrate our beautiful culture and also appreciate the powerful work our super governor @daudalawal_ is doing through his Rescue agenda🫡 #Zamfaraishome
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I’ll never understand the ‘slap and slap back conversation’ So wait, you want to be able to hit someone and get away with it… Simply - because - you - are - a - Woman ? Brethren, you’re only a weak idiot if you hit a Woman first + you deserve to rot in jail till eternity. But the moment she hits you first, pls by all means, make sure you return it in MULTIPLES FOLDS my gee!!
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You can’t be angry at someone for making a decision which is best for them. Even if it breaks your heart
What did you learn this week?
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The day I bought this my bike worth N1.5M, I had just N1.6M in my account and I still went ahead to buy it. For me, my hope was to continue being paid by landlord. I felt like as long as the money kept coming, I’d be fine. Unfortunately for me, the pay stopped coming. I had already spent almost everything on the bike, so I had to start cutting my expenses. Started making my own food at home, stopped unnecessary outings and all. But looking back, I’m very sure that if I didn’t buy the bike that time and this same thing happened, I would still get broke even with the fact that I didn’t buy the bike. As long as your source of income stops, you’ll likely spend finish and get broke. That’s when I realized you shouldn’t always overthink buying something you genuinely want when you finally have the money for it. You should buy what you want as soon as you have the money. If you even use N12M to buy a car out of N15M, walai nothing will happen to you. Na wetin settings boys dey package. Once you have the car, your guys that’ll always want to enjoy the comfort of having a car will fuel it. The regret of not buying an asset when you had the money will always be more than buying it and getting broke.
If I see 15m once, I ready use 8m buy car.
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Has anyone successfully hacked the atm so i know the risk to reward ratio #lagoslife
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Guys, I’m looking for 3 airline partners for the airport we’re building in LagosLife ✈️ Our airplanes will carry their branding, with more fun ways to bring each airline into the game. Help me get this in front of them. Like, repost, and tag your favourite airline!
I grew up playing The Sims 3 and always wondered what it would be like if the Sims lived in a world inspired by ours.🤷🏽‍♀️ Then I saw @eureka_seamless riding a danfo through Lagos, and it sparked an idea: Lagos Life Sims. Take a look around. Who knows, you might make a new friend in the Sims world. lagoslife.eliysites.com/
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