Just spent the last 30 minutes trying to get Google to associate this picture with the phrase "monopoly man." utk.edu/tntoday/wp-content/u…

@Matt_Johnson_UT how'd you manage that?

@Matt_Johnson_UT what is it with you and creepy stalkers? I feel like there must be a fan club out there or something...

@vostua come say hey when you see me, hmm?

@Matt_Johnson_UT is that what that is?

@vostua what part of town are you in now?

@vostua yep. Have to graduate eventually, I suppose.

Up early to beat the (non-existent) rush to check an optional textbook out of the library before class starts? Check.

@Matt_Johnson_UT ingrate.

@Matt_Johnson_UT funny may be a little strong...but you have to admit the chain of events leading to that were somewhat novel

Doing good work... twitpic.com/5f245z

@Matt_Johnson_UT you're bad at twitter. 7 day ban to become re-educated.

@Matt_Johnson_UT Try LyX?

Waiting in line for the ferry. Exciting times. twitpic.com/4b8tcm – at Galveston, TX

@Matt_Johnson_UT just became a police academy object lesson. – at Louisiana, USA

@Matt_Johnson_UT: you're next.

@Matt_Johnson_UT some things shouldn't have Twitter capabilities.... – at Powell, TN

@Matt_Johnson_UT I knew you'd appreciate that one.

@Matt_Johnson_UT remove the windshield glass from your own eye before trying to remove the plastic from another's – at Tennessee, USA

I see singularity functions everywhere. – at Tennessee, USA