ALT Cartoon. Title: “Heads down, bums up” Image shows PM Christopher Luxon standing in the middle of a semi-circle of people who are on their knees, with foreheads to the floor. They are each saying, “100%” “100%” “100%” “100%” “100%” and the last one is going, “Parp!”
ALT Cartoon. Title: “Hindsight” Four frames, with Health Minister Simeon Brown and Prime Minister Christopher Luxon. First and second frame, sitting at a table, with drinks and having a serious conversation, Brown is saying, “the main take-away from the Covid Inquiry is, when the shit hits the fan… (third frame, both laughing) Stand well back and shout advice” Last frame, walking away, with Brown patting Luxon on the back, saying, “Crikey, that wind is picking up” as a page of a newspaper blows past, with “Cost is Living. War. Fuel” printed on it. Down the bottom of the cartoon it say “To be continued…”
ALT Cartoon. Title: “Exhibit 1: The Implement Used To Lash Jevon McSkimmings” Image shows a wet Bus Ticket with a police scene exhibit ruler beside it, and a crushed cigarette. On the ticket is written, “Bus Ticket. Possession of Child Exploitation and Bestiality Material. Round Trip to Home Detention. 18 December 2025”
