trust everyone, but always cut the cards. ♠️♥️♣️♦️ artful dodger turned flâneur turned poker player
Chicago, IL
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devner. retweeted
"The Browns might want to go with Deshaun Watson to start the season..
It wouldn't surprise me if Shedeur Sanders plays more football than Deshaun Watson this season"
@AdamSchefter #PMSLive
devner. retweeted
‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
devner. retweeted
This one simply means so much more.
Join in on the family bitching and lock this in.
devner. retweeted
Phone in one hand, holstered gun, and he still gets off three rounds - with a headshot - at a moving target in under 1.5 seconds, while surrounded by a dinosaur, screaming AWFLs and general chaos, AND getting hit with a car?
In the coming civil war, I want him on my team.
Good shoot, and a certified badass. 🎖️
devner. retweeted
If she successfully ran over the ICE Agent (like she was trying to do) they would all be celebrating his death.
Remember that.
devner. retweeted
1.) she is ordered out of her car
2.) she refuses
3.) she backs up
4.) she drives forward into an ice agent
5.) ice agent pulls out gun only when she starts moving forward INTO HIS BODY
6.) self defense
7.) case closed
devner. retweeted
It was only a matter of time…
The New Republican Movement of Ireland has put a target on anyone ruining the lives of the Irish and who compromise the safety of women and children.
xitter.cf/real_eire/status/19955…
lil’ bit of a sweat with yoshi gettin’ hurt but 💰💰💰
thanks again boys @KramerCentric @seantgreen reminder that THE SHOW IS FREE.99 🤝🏽
devner. retweeted
A Sri Lankan man exposes himself to a woman and asks for sex.
She complains the experience will "put her on edge" for the rest of her trip.
MA'AM. YOU'RE ALONE IN SRI LANKA. WHY WERE YOU NOT ON EDGE BEFORE???
I say again, white liberal women have NO survival skills.
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i am so fucking weak 🤣🤣🤣
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devner. retweeted
MLB NUKE: BLUE JAYS ✅
If Toronto wins, I'll give $150 to somebody who LIKES, RETWEETS & follows me on YouTube: youtube.com/@alexmonahan100/…
Let's have a night 😈
Picked @HoustonMiller88 appreciate the support 😤😤
FYI I’ve heard about people getting emails about giveaways from “AlexMonahan@yahoo.com” or something. That’s obviously a fake account and should obviously be ignored….
