@devisuesli

Future War Criminal and Émigrès

Joined March 2023
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[yoda shaking an exhausted luke] blood clot, you have. stay awake, you must
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm19h
A ‘STAR WARS’ themed telecast of the Super Bowl will air on February 14 on Disney+ The telecast will use NFL player-tracking technology to recreate every play of the game in real time, transforming NFL players into animated Star Wars avatars.
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The Magic of Rays Baseball #ForTampaBay | #Postseason
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YOUR TAMPA BAY RAYS ARE AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONS #ForTampaBay | #Postseason
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They would have to incinerate that fuckin thing if I was on set whole damn trailer would smell like mushroom soup
Sci-Fi Archives
@SciFiArchivesOct 18
For ‘ALIEN 3’ (1992), the effects team created a full-body lifecast of Sigourney Weaver with no internal structure, allowing it to move like a real human body.
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Hearing ''Oh my God he's got a gun'' while holding a gun must feel amazing.
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Kind of a lateral move tbh. Nothing really lost with this one.
silas 🦢@tauruscoreOct 16
covid vs now lmfaoo
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In all seriousness someone should get the art out of the louvre
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George Lucas' original unaltered 1977 Star Wars movie will be returning to theatres to celebrate its 50th anniversary In theatres worldwide February 19, 2027
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Today’s field pass 👀🔥
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With the Brewers sweep of the Dodgers, it guarantees that the 2026 Pirates will have won the season series vs the World Series Champion. 7-6 vs MIL 2-1 vs TB 2-1 vs CLE
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FUCK THE DODGERS
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“THE BREWERS WIN THE PENNANT. OH MY GOD THE BREWERS WIN THE PENNANT.” Jeff Levering paid tribute to legendary Brewers announcer Bob Uecker on his final out call of the Brewers defeating the Dodgers. Take 2 minutes out of your day to listen to this.
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Max Payne was about brutal, unrelenting vengeance. Max Payne 2 was about coming to terms with what you have lost and learning to accept and move on. Max Payne 3 is about hitting rock bottom, dragging yourself through hell and finding redemption. And goddamn do I love 3 (1/3)
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"I got that completely wrong" — Dan Houser considers Rockstar’s Max Payne 3 a failure. bit.ly/4s4u4MC
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Constantinople in 1897 This is real footage from 129 years ago
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You used to have to buy fortune cookies to get this kind of wisdom from the Chinese
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Let’s check in and see how Colorado’s radio announcer is handling the offside call. Oh? That well!
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“Oh, but Dan Houser said-” Don't care “It ruins the ending of Max Payne 2!” Don't care “A story nobody cares about or remembers” Don't care “STOP HAVING FUN!” Maximum Payne, brother
Rock Solid
@ShitpostRockOct 14
He’s 100% right, Max Payne 3 ruins the perfect ending of Max Payne 2 and is riddled with shitty cutscenes for a story nobody cares about or remembers
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Today marks the 23rd anniversary of Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne. #MaxPayne2 #MaxPayne2TheFallofMaxPayne
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Uesli retweeted
Spike
@spikesguidesOct 14
Discovered ChatGPT has a secret racism mode. All you have to do is talk to it like the biggest stereotype ever.
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The length this teacher had to go through to remove these two disruptive students from her class was outrageous. It's no wonder public school is so disastrous. I wonder how long these two kids were allowed to hold the rest of the class hostage to their shenanigans?
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