we now have a new unit of time, shorter than a single "Scaramucci", shorter than a "Liz Truss lettuce" behold: the "Zacharia" #ClownShow
I googled Sushi Glory Hole and quickly learned that search term needs to be in quotes #CantUnsee #SNLaudio
the world has but a finite number of billionaires, and yet, 2 of them are in the #USopen women's quarterfinals #MuchLessThanOnePercent
boy i picked the absolute worst time to quit my job in the TV industry to start building cars #SummerOfStrikes
I am disappointed that justice Amy Coney Barrett is not living up to her name…meaning I thought she would cone shaped. #SCOTUS
After much dithering, the child and I finally sat down and watched the most notorious horror film ever made: The Human Centipede (2009).
it’s a pretty mediocre movie. However, I can say definitively that it is the “Citizen Kane” of mouth-to-anus surgery films. #ShockHorror
you’ll have to take my gas stove from my cold dead fingers…as i will have succumbed to prolonged nitrogen oxide poisoning #StoveTopWisdom
i’m now on the new congressional diet: Pizza (R) and Popcorn (D) #HouseSpeakerVote #ClusterFuck
Russian will have crossed a red line if they deploy a pornographic (so-called “dirty”) bomb. #StandWithUkraine️
I cannot now commit to accepting the result of the upcoming Word Series. If Philadelphia wins, fine. If Houston wins, then I think we will need to look closely at RBI security and demand a run recount. #ScoreDenier
i have not seen it, but here is my take on the film "Don't Worry Darling": it is a series of still images, than when played in rapid succession give the illusion of motion. so in that regard i agree with Harry Styles: it does indeed "feel like a movie". #SageWisdom #TruthBomb
very happy to have caught up with @dnstewart67 on his home turf (with @mbatcha) #UK #London #ThursdayPoker
