cw: lovable woman, bald ally, caffeine enjoyer, wood fanatic, puritanical agnostic, hopeless romantic, horror movie connoisseur, investigative journalist, 26

in your head
Joined July 2010
i had a thought but then i forgot
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i can’t open this website anymore without immediately wanting to starve myself again like ok bye for a bit
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i didn’t know john kramer was in the sopranos
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puppy and kitty learning piano
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The Crunchwrap supreme, is that farm to table? Excellent. Excellent. And the Baja Blast, is that locally sourced? Beautiful, great. We’ll have both for the table.
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The brand synergy of people thinking of A24 as a style of movie and director has made people forget they fucking suck at their actual job
'YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING' is currently planned for release in only 10 countries worldwide.
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does anyone know how to get a dvd of an amazon prime original movie
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scene i’ve been waiting for and the needle drop (with closed caption) is some song “by selena gomez and benny blanco” … okay vibe ruined
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“does he have a rothko in his office?” “i thought that was the bisexual flag”
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como se siente compartir mi cama con mi gata:
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they want me so bad
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How everything feels
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I literally quit my job yesterday and asked for it back this morning and they gave it back to me wtf is Wrong with me and them😭
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Hey woman I claim to love, let's go over the files of a brutal rape case and nonchalantly debate on what is likely one of YOUR biggest fear and potential existing sexual trauma cause deep down me and the rest of society thinks you women are liars anyway so let me play the judge
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daily reminder that avoiding gluten when u don't have celiac disease is harmful for your body. and stupid. but i mean celebs say gluten but actually mean carbs lol.... eat carbs too!
Doechii via IG story 🐊 "never lose yur edge"
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your cat definitely doesn't want to though. it's a last resort and studies show it traumatizes them, contrary to how people portray it as cats just being soulless and ready to feast on you at a moment's notice
"your cat will eat you when you die" GOOD!!! i WANT my cat to eat me if im dead and she's hungry
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oomf has so many haters that it makes me seem likable
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hey @lenadunham i have a million dollar proposition for you🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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