
I'M DUCHESS OF DUMBARTON & I'm a FKN Grifter!! I demand you give me a billion dollars now 💰💰💰 #FOHarryAndMeghan 😂 Satire & Parody. From 🇦🇺 & 🇬🇧
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Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Imagine this disgusting behaviour at a State Banquet. 😬
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The @Telegraph tomorrow…
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I have always said and will repeat it again
Meghan Markle was smirking and happy at Queen Elizabeth II funeral because in Meghan’s head, the Sandringham agreement was dead as well
In Meghan’s head, they made the deal with her & now that she’s gone, there is no agreement and Charles will be easy to walk all over and take advantage of
Charles was stupid to not reiterate the agreement is still in place, which is why we saw multiple faux royal tours & the duo trashing the monarchy while acting like members who are making a profit off the very same family they called racists
Meghan was happy Queen Elizabeth was dead
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
We all know why Harry moved back home. He's hoping to get his kids closer to the throne.
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This is the face of a man who has been totally outplayed at every level by his wayward son and the trollop he calls a wife — directly due to his total and utter weakness, and his refusal to deal with them, to the detriment of the British people.
He will be forever remembered as "Charles the Weak"
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October 20, 2026
Blind Item #17
The idea of the ginger hair cuck interview was they own the rights. So, they can use clips for the next documentary. I tried to get back together with my brother and he wouldn't do it blah blah blah. The problem is that I don't think anyone thought the cuck would be so gakked out on coke and booze that he would be practically incoherent. Not sure how you use that footage at all.
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Replying to @entylawyer
This skank hooked up with Jack too !!!??
Dear god where does it end?!
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October 20, 2026
Blind Items Revealed #2 - The Book
October 2, 2026
So, let me tell you a story. I'm not sure it can fully explain the book up for sale, but it is probably a good starting point how it ended up in the trash and a royal worker got it to sell. To start our story we don't have to go very far back. A few years. About the same time as the book was inscribed. That was the time that our royal had her husband cheat on her with a bunch of yachters on a "work trip."
Thy had been provided as a perk from the actor/director who owned the company and was about to sell the company. So, there was of course a knockdown drag out fight between the royal and her husband. I mean he did get caught by the tabloids on a yacht with the women.
That is not how or why the book ended up in the trash though. Again, I am not sure 100% how it ended up in the trash, I am just giving you my version of events as to how it probably played out. And as I have said repeatedly over the past few years there was a fallout between that couple and the cuck and the alliterate one at that point in time. Our royal's husband was going through a tough time then. His long time boss was reorganizing the clubs he owned which is why the husband was doing the work for the tequila brand.
The husband was then asked by the royal if that boss had ever given him any "perks" like the one given by the actor/director. This is where the husband should have stayed quiet. Back in the day, the husband's boss had done some business with a Page 3 model/actress who was known for dating a villain from one of the most popular movies of ALL time. The husband's boss also wanted to sleep with her so he started doing business with her.
The model/actress also was hanging out at that club that the alliterate one frequented. So, from time to time the alliterate one would visit the clubs of the business partner of the model/actress. This is the same business partner that became the boss of the royal husband. Sometime around the 2014-2015 time frame there was a little party that actually took place at the club the alliterate one frequented and the royal husband was there. They knew each other because the alliterate one had previously hung out at the club he managed. They hooked up, but even I am not sure how far the hookup went, but he came clean that night when talking about the yachters and I'm guessing that is the night the book ended up in the trash.
The Bench/Princess Eugenie/Jack Brooksbank/Prince Harry/Meghan Markle/Casamigos/George Clooney/Kelly Brook/Billy Zane/Titanic/Nick House/Mahiki
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I did not Guess this Colour at All.
#PrincessOfWales #PrinceWilliam #KingCharlesIII #QueenCamilla #SultanofOman
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The future King 🤴
The future Queen 👸🏻
Prince and Princess of Wales looking resplendent #StateVisit
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✨️princess catherine wears diana’s fav $135 million tiara dating back to 1913. let crockery smashin begin!🍽👻👑🏴
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How many times does Netflix have to dump Meghan Markle before she stops pretending?🤣 🤣
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Harry has leaked that he hates what he has done to his life through his unprofessional slob of a PR rep Liam Maguire.
Harry said: I hate being a former Royal.
Well maybe Harry should have thought of that before he did everything he has done and continues to do to this day.
IT IS OVER HARRY. O-V-E-R.
Being the biological son of the King meant that Harry was blessed with a wonderful opportunity to support the present and future monarchs in a valuable role for life undertaking true good works and humble service drawing attention not to oneself but to worthy causes for the benefit of those in need and, indeed, the entire community as we see with Catherine’s series on the importance of nature.
Harry chose to reject this opportunity and then reject it again after the year’s grace period his grandmother generously afforded him. Harry has since gone on to display his complete lack of suitability for any official or public facing role and he has, by any measure, committed treason. So, King’s son or not, Harry is no longer a Royal in the fullest sense of the word.
Only people with decency, dignity, respect, honesty and humility represent the Monarch.
One is required to faithfully follow all rules, guidelines and protocols appropriate for such a position and to adhere to all the laws of the land.
It has been the case throughout history that occasionally the offspring of a Monarch is manifestly unsuitable and incapable of representing the Monarchy and undertaking any form of public service.
Harry, who is now a private citizen for the remainder of the term of his natural life and a former working Royal who used to represent the Monarch, is refusing to accept the reality of his situation which has been brought about entirely by his own actions.
This recalcitrance, belligerence and irrationality that Harry has repeatedly demonstrated in the most antisocial manner all of his life is one of the main reasons he is not fit for any official or public roles, responsibilities and duties. Indeed, it is what brought him to the series of poor decisions that have put him in the position he is in now.
Even more disturbing is the fact that it has become painfully clear that Harry and Meghan have no feeling for others at all. The public have observed in disgust, horror and astonishment at the malevolent, exploitative and uncivilized way in which Harry and Meghan have treated and disposed of their own families, including the elderly and those suffering from cancer, successive teams of staff, friends and the public.
Many consider them both to be severely disordered in terms of their mental and emotional health and in terms of their personalities. Sadly such people often cause untold destruction for others everywhere they go just as Harry and Meghan have done.
Additionally many are very concerned about their alleged drug use rightly arguing such individuals are not fit for any form of public interaction especially involving the sick, suffering, vulnerable and children.
It is sad that Harry and Meghan are in this state for before they abandoned and rejected their Royal roles, duties and a life of humble service to others many had high hopes for them as part of the Monarchy. Once they left the public started to see the horrible truth about them both in the press statements, the podcasts, the book, the interviews, the series and elsewhere. With the exception of a scant few who have political agendas, as soon as the public saw the truth about them they disliked and rejected them wholeheartedly.
One wonders how long Harry and Meghan will continue carrying on this very costly charade depleting what is likely to be their ever-dwindling resources now they have burned their bridges with everyone, shown themselves to be incompetent “fucking grifters”, as the head of Spotify said, and wasted the fortune his mother and great grandmother left him on 24/7 pointless PR.
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Knew id seen Meghans outfit before! 😂😂
Uncle fester wears it better though! 😂😂








































