me: i just smoked IDIOT FRIEND: "was it indica or sativa?" me: bro it was fucking crack *dies of crack overdose* *ambulance comes and brings me back to life* me: holy shit wtf happened paramedics: u smoking too much crack my boy 😂😂😂😂 me: damn. where my crack at tho paramedic: *dies* me: i guess i know where the rest of my crack went 😂😂😂 other paramedic: actually he had a serious history of heart problems and just had a heart attack me: bruh other paramedic: nah jk bro smoked ALL of your crack me: that fucking fiend. anyway please dont charge me for saving my life paramedic: why shouldn't i? me: cuz i need to buy more crack mf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 paramedic: ZOOWEEMAMA rowley: wtf mike did u jus steal my joke me: yeah jeff kinney: yeah buddy ur getting sued for $500m me: wtf 🤯 how am i going to buy anymore crack now??? el chapo: did someone say crack? the 3 CIA vans all parked outside my house because they were going to commit a sting operation on me: EL CHAPO FREEZE U ARE UNDER ARREST FOR LIKE EVERY CRIME EVER el chapo: zooweemama 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😭 The End.