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Magerta

@dettss

this is a permanent reminder of my temporary feeling

Joined July 2010
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👦 yayas 👩 gue 👦: ibu kenapa setiap kanan itu ada tulisan right nya? 👩: krn bahasa inggrisnya kanan itu right 👦: .... apa karena kanan itu selalu benar ya bu? 👩: .... ((is this about direction, politics, economy???????))
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KPR rumah pertama gaboleh kemakan janji "1nv3st5i" akan jadi ✨️BSD✨️ kedua Harus yakin rumahnya akan bisa ditempatin, akan bisa komit utk commute dan maintenance. Karena sekarang jual rumah second gaakan nutupin bunga yg udah dibayar. Tp kalo beli untuk tinggal, less painful
LAMBE LURAH (@jekriniphol) profile pictureLAMBE LURAH
@jekrinipholApr 3
unpopular opinion tentang rumah KPR
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Bbbbut... what if they take over the world? I want them to know that I am a nice person
Venkatesh (@Venkydotdev) profile pictureVenkatesh
@VenkydotdevMar 6
STOP SAYING THANK YOU TO AI STOP SAYING THANK YOU TO AI STOP SAYING THANK YOU TO AI STOP SAYING THANK YOU TO AI STOP SAYING THANK YOU TO AI STOP SAYING THANK YOU TO AI STOP SAYING THANK YOU TO AI STOP SAYING THANK YOU TO AI STOP SAYING THANK YOU TO AI STOP SAYING THANK YOU TO AI
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Why all husbands like this @lubabsaif ???
Dr. Clown, PhD (@DrClownPhD) profile pictureDr. Clown, PhD
@DrClownPhDFeb 28
lmao 🤣
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Poo Crave (@Poo_Crave) profile picturePoo Crave
@Poo_CraveFeb 27
Selena Gomez spills the details on Benny Blanco's hygiene in new interview: "I prefer a lil funk on my man. If your boyfriend changes his underwear every day then you really got a girlfriend, no shade! Bennys changes his every 7 days."
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The quote attributed to Selena Gomez about Benny Blanco’s underwear habits traces back to a parody/hoax; no reputable outlet has published or verified such an interview. It originated on a satirical post and isn’t supported by official sources. ibtimes.co.uk/benny-blanco-s…
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From cegil double text to cegil ngomongin bills to be paid. Untung dicintai secara ugal ugalan 💕
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Celoteh Dunia (@CelotehDuniaku) profile pictureCeloteh Dunia@CelotehDuniakuFeb 22
Kalian yg Punya pasangan Guys, Boleh tau ga kenalannya dimana❓ Mau tau from this to this nya dong. Ajarin🙏
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Keran air
andi (@andihiyat) profile pictureandi
@andihiyatFeb 20
Sebutkan satu barang yang kamu pikir murah ternyata harganya mahal banget
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My mind always makes up the worst scenarios and the meanest conversation.
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Menjelang festive apakah ada yg kesulitan dalam lini logistik distribusi barangnya? Kenapa mencari unit susah dan mahal sekali belakangan ini 😔
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Jujur agak kaget dikit melihat foto dan captionnya wkwk
Kompas.com (@kompascom) profile pictureKompas.com
@kompascomFeb 6
Aktris Malaysia, Bella Astillah mengklaim bahwa suaminya, aktor Singapura, Aliff Aziz telah berselingkuh sebanyak sebelas kali, termasuk dengan adik perempuannya dan seorang aktris terkenal. 👉🏻Baca selengkapnya entertainment.kompas.com/rea… ~AM #BellaAstillah #AliffAziz #Selingkuh #Malaysia
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Maaf banget gue kentut kentut melulu tapi ubi cilembu ini amit2 enak banget najis gabisa berenti monyet lah
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Si paling "mau kerja kaya ayah ibu aja kalo udah gede. Kerja di kantor" Gapernah kepengen jd pilot, dokter, polisi dll maunya kerja kantoran WKWKWK agak terharu juga krn diliat all mighty sm si bayi gede ini 🤭
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Emang si yati anjing
Guardian Of Bekasi (@rgoestama) profile pictureGuardian Of Bekasi
@rgoestamaJan 31
Pernah dispill owner selai buah merk X. Utk reduce cost biasanya tekstur selai ga 100% pake buah dr varian rasa selainya. Tp mereka mix dg waluh. Iya waluh yg bikin kita2 nangis itu, punya karakter rasa plain dan tekstur yg bagus. Jd cocok utk dicampur dgn essence buah2an lain.
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Hari ini hari ke-3 mencoba bikin akta + kk online. 3x submit dokumen dan ditolak terus. Salah satu alasannya dokumen gaboleh discan, harus difoto.. Salah input captcha, harus ngulang semua isian + upload dokumen Jam 12.00 sistemnya ditutup, jadi baru bisa submit ulang besok jam 8
HRD BACOT (@hrdbacot) profile pictureHRD BACOT
@hrdbacotJan 20
Sejatinya cuti ngurus administrasi ke instansi itu adalah perjudian
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tangSel S NYA SAMPAH
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Bro gue pernah beneran liat RUBICON BELI SOLAR BUSUK cuy. RUBICON. Gila emang orang2 kaya kagak tau diri ini.
Yuk Berisik (@sharpandshark) profile pictureYuk Berisik@sharpandsharkJan 5
Astaga, beli 400 liter dengan 28 barcode dan 16 pelat palsu. 😨
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"Nakal boleh bego jangan" tapi bela2in nemenin cowo drpd belajar, gamau masuk UI krn gaakan ada waktu buat pacaran tuh... apa kalo bukan definisi bego?
🦠 (@plumbinq) profile picture🦠@plumbinq31 Dec 2025
awkarin diputusin gaga coy 😭😭😭
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What u mean saying "InsyaaAllah" while crossing your finger, like???
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Society cashless soalnya uang kertasnya dipake KPK semua
Lambe Waras (@abu_waras) profile pictureLambe Waras
@abu_waras24 Dec 2025
🔴 Breaking News Update : #Simak
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Kalo misal di post keributan indodebs gue share link affiliate gimana kira2?
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