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Today the man of my dreams asked me to marry him 😍 #TheBrowns
Today I asked the woman of my dreams to marry me #TheBrowns
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Please look at Kyle Shanahan’s face after the Mac Jones injury 💀
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WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM 💥 GIANTS WIN 🤯 (via @MLB)
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The white people I follow on IG from HS got me crying bro
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i used to lie to y’all.. my mom didn’t say no, i did
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me to ChatGPT
Woman pointing a gun at a computer for some reason, 1998
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She cooking them in the comments
A lot of yall have 0 fathers so I understand why seeing someone have 2 of them may trigger yall
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Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.
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Geminis:
I didn’t lie to u I tricked u
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We need to add an 8th thing to hate about you I see
Take us to the Year 3000.
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I need a Disneyland spicy pickle. Or 2.
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how your email finds me
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Not a single male artist on my spotify wrapped
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+ she asked to keep some of the important lines from the stage show. now this is why it's important to cast people who respect the source material.
stephen schwartz (‘wicked’ composer-lyricist) says he initially thought to “hip-hop ‘popular’ up a little bit” for the movie, but ariana shut it down: “absolutely not. don’t do it. i want to be glinda, not ariana grande playing glinda.”
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Am I starting to show or did I just have a big lunch? 🤔
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olivia rodrigo is younger and more beautiful xitter.cf/oliviamysavior/status/…
Joe Biden turns 82.
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Me and baby really need a pink concha or a triple berry bagel with cream cheese.
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I'm like eight foot four, blonde hair to the floor You shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore No I ain't got a gun No I never really been in a club Still live with my parents But I'm still a thug I'm so gangsta you can find me baking cookies at night You out clubbing, well I just baked Caramel Delights T Swift and T Pain rappin' on the same track It's a thug story tell me can you get with that I had a dream last night I had high-top Nikes I had diamonds in my mouth, and diamonds on my mic By the time I woke I was singing "I'm on a boat" 'Cause I'm a singer turned rapper Shorty I'm a make ya Straight to the top, yo Shorty I'ma take ya You can call me T Sweezy now I'm a rap star Hey it's a thug story now tell them who you are Singer turned gangsta You don't wanna fight me Straight to the top In my extra small white tee T Swift and T Pain all up on the same track It's a thug story tell now can you get with that What! what! I knit sweaters yo! What! what! don't test me Hey hold on, hold on I didn't even say anything What? I said "yo" Yo, you guys bleeped me and I didn't even say anything I didn't even swear She didn't even swear Hello? Ugh! 🎤 #IndyTSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTour
“Why’d you Bleep me?!? I didn’t say anything!!🙊 #IndyTSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTour @taylornation13
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