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Human @ManUtd 力量和榮譽

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Joined April 2014
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Teach your tongue to say “I don’t know”
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I have a real problem with white people who move to Nigeria and convince themselves Nigerians worship them. You genuinely think Nigerians believe you're smarter than them? 😂 Nigerians have enough confidence in their own intelligence to let you believe whatever nonsense makes you feel important. They'll flatter your ego, tell you exactly what you want to hear and have you convinced you're royalty. Meanwhile, na you be the only mumu for the room wey no know say dem dey play you. That's the funniest part. Imagine writing essays about Nigerian intellectual inferiority while being the easiest person in Nigeria to manipulate. The irony is fucking spectacular.
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A sitting president is promising you what he couldn’t able to do in the last 3years as a sitting president.
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If you smoke or ever smoked you need to hear this folks...
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GOOD DAY, MR PRESIDENT: NIGERIANS DESERVE ACCOUNTABILITY Good day, Mr President. I congratulate you on spending a night in one of Nigeria’s states outside Lagos and Abuja. I hope you enjoyed the warmth, hospitality, and delicious cuisine of Akwa Ibom, which I am sure is even better than those of the destinations where you have spent over 260 days outside Nigeria since coming into office. I sincerely hope this visit will inspire you to travel to the remaining 33 states of the federation, spend time with the people and, more importantly, explain what your administration has done with the ₦15.8 trillion saved from the removal of fuel subsidy, the over $100 billion you have borrowed, the increased revenues accruing to the government from taxing Nigerians, and the additional government revenues which your administration celebrated last year as having surpassed its target. Nigerians deserve to know how many that were pulled out of poverty within this period, how many out-of-school children were returned to school, and how many functional primary healthcare centres you have built. They also deserve to know how much electricity supply has improved, especially given your promise that if you do not fix power, Nigerians should not vote for you. They deserve an explanation of how you have secured the country, which still ranks among the most terrorised countries in the world. Mr President, Nigerians deserve answers. They deserve to know what has been done with the resources entrusted to your government. The New Nigeria we want to build will be based on accountability, transparency, and the physical, measurable impact of our public resources on the lives of citizens. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO
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Yahoo money no be wetin Dem take dey brag or say your fellow man no get reach you. Make your fraud money and shut the fuck up.
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Few months to election and these guys can’t impress us with electricity, even if na oju aye
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I am ready for an incredible new week. Money, Success and Joy will flow effortlessly towards me this week. I am ready to receive all of the miracles and magic coming my way this week. I am always where I need to be and the timing of my life is perfect for me. I Affirm ✅
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If this drops on your screen, please retweet 😞🤲🏻
I'm begging you again Help my mum survive this stroke. She's more useful to me alive than dead. I know you understand this, but I wish u truly know how it feels. Ur donation will help me give her a better medical care. Pls dont give up on us yet, help us get our happiness back🙏
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The video I watched every morning At 6 AM for 6 months !!
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Nigerians are in serious trouble. Please listen to this and share the is across!
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“I haven’t eaten since morning, yet APC is distributing over eight SUVs reportedly worth ₦180 million each. They say Remi Tinubu gave them the vehicles. Where did she get the money, while ordinary Nigerians are going hungry?” — An elderly man laments over poverty and political extravagance.
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“No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.” -Mark Twain
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“Don't try to change people. Reject them as they are.” — Nicole Machiavelli
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Replying to @Footballtweet
How does Guti know how to react?! He has never, ever been in the conversation 😌 He’s just annoyed that someone playing in Spain didn’t win 😉 #CryMoreGuti
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I love the role y'all playin in my life - gracia
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Don't make people feel small just because you have more than they do. If your success requires someone else to feel inferior, you need to rethink what success means to you.
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Instead of calling FIFA, they called the fucking police on a 3 year old. They don't know what they did for this young kid.
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The silence that comes after everything I was afraid would happen actually happened ,
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Plan B: Delete social media and disappear. xitter.cf/stilmej/status/2112580…
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