@derph00ves

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Joined April 2025
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˚.⋆꒰১ ໒꒱⋆.˚ EDNOS 𑣲⋆｡˚ edtwt/shtwt .ᐟ MDNI .ᐟ ˚⟡˖ ࣪ 21 ࣪ ˚⟡˖ any pronouns ⋆˚꩜.ᐟ HW: 240 𑣲⋆｡˚ CW: 155 𑣲⋆｡˚ GW: 140 ˚⟡˖ ˚.⋆ derpyh00ves.straw.page ⋆.˚

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Got a free cookie at subway
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They actually gave me two?? I got a veggie sandwich and they made a joke about me watching my figure. What dat mean
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Had the most stressful adventure climbing dream and woke up to the tv having auto played a fantasy action movie
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And I woke up freezing with the blanket thrown off me meanwhile I was dreaming about climbing a frozen mountain
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Ordering Chinese food while in line at the women-owned dispensary
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Eating way more than my friend and her telling me she’s going to the bathroom to purge #okayyyy
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Princess diaries sleepover movie night
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Had a blast but I have so much charcuterie left over I guess I’ll b/p
Derpy@derph00vesOct 18
Picnicking with oomf but I don’t know what to wear
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Picnicking with oomf but I don’t know what to wear
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Going to the gym to exclusively hit legs
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Oh okay
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Oops didn’t expect this to get attention ofc I’m not shaming this girl I just felt icky that this was the first thing on my page this morning
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My period gives me pregnancy cravings…But spicy brown mustard and salsa on a rice cake is actually kind of gas
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Had a dream that my dog had no feet and woke up screaming
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I feel so ill and sickly and my period is making me toss and turn
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Me with my super specific food rules
reulyn ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢🩰@movechiiOct 17
“Eat a singular chip and then slap your thigh after or you’ll gain 10kg” Me asf:
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I want salsa my belly is growling
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How it feels to be a girl and be shit at shooter video games
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me finally realising the answer to wl is starving
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