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Code Wrangler for @Automattic. I spend a lot of time thinking about Saccharomyces Cerevisiae.

San Marcos, CA
Joined April 2008
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Sometimes I make regular expressions like: '[\/.]?[^-\/.]+-[^-]+-[^-\.]+\.\w\w' and I think to myself, "I am literally a wizard writing a spell right now."
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Breaking News: The Senate passed landmark legislation to mandate federal recognition for same-sex marriages. The 61-to-36 vote sends the legislation back to the House, which is expected to approve it and send it to President Biden. nyti.ms/3ERLtQe
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Having a bad one; First my Lockheed Martin investment tanks after the ceo posts his penis. Now Cold stone Creamery just called me the N-Word
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How do we convince Elon Musk to buy Ticketmaster
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