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Derek

@derekandming

Born at a very young age, I realised almost immediately that I knew very little & set about acquiring knowledge with a passion rarely seen in the post-war era.

Joined March 2009
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People are aways redefining the meaning of the word "interesting."
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He's baaaaaaaaack...
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It's been 1 year today since Ming shuffled off this mortal coil, so here it is, a #MomentOfMing
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Dystrumpia 47 #Trump #Trump47 #Dystrumpia
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We need to bring back the R word. There's nothing left in the language to adequately describe the majority of Americans. #Retards
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Good grief. "Serious question regarding Iran and Israel" Walz: "Pertinent answer" JD: "Let me talk about myself and my family struggle when I was a child." #VPDebate2024
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Merry Easter Eggs
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Really people?
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As great as the Supercars look in this generation, I just can't generate any interest in a competition between 2 bogan vehicles. #Bathurst1000
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Testing one two, two, two...
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Wordle 758 2/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 HA!!
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It's traditional now…
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Hey NCIS, I fixed your fight scene! #NCIS #Batman #NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa
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Hey NCIS, I fixed your fight scene! #NCIS #Batman #NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! (I don't really. I think I was drunk at the time) #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Beware. There are Drop Bears. #BahHumbug
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Collect Trump Cards TODAY! Just download and send me $99.
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#Whamageddon Bloody Buzzcocks Christmas Special #Warning
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I wonder how much time every day the service station guy wastes waiting for customers to tell him what they want after they finally realise he's cross-eyed and has actually been looking at them the whole time they've been trying to get his attention.
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