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Joined September 2012
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i was on the korean side of tik tok and there’s a popular debate there if two girls, a and b, are both washing dishes, and a guy offers to wash the dishes for girl a, who does he actually like? girl a, bc he’s offering to help her, or girl b, bc he wants an excuse to stand next to her and talk to her? 남자는 A를 좋아하는 걸까, B를 좋아하는 걸까? 😭 apparently korean men tend to say a and the women tend to say b 💀
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vietnamese women are so beautiful i wish they weren’t all evil
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even funnier that her bio just links to a random dude with the user name Anthropic
Some news: I’m joining OpenAI to lead product management for Core Products! I have a lot of respect for OpenAI for showing the world that scaling works, for bringing AI to over a billion people, and for believing great products are core to the mission. I’m excited to work with @thsottiaux, an incredible PM team, and everyone across OpenAI. Together, we’ll build agents that have your back and your team’s, and keep you in control, so you get more time for the people and work you love. Lots to learn, and lots to build. Please keep your feedback coming!
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TIL the person with the anthropic handle is a person in Ohio who posts his wordle score every day
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Boyfriend is ‘too uncomfortable’ for a male masseuse so now I have to be cucked and watch him get massaged by a woman during a COUPLES massage like omfg
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They might not win a single game rest of the season and I’m still gonna watch the train wreck every week
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We need the occasional bad Eagles season. It saves marriages and families. Also weeds out the bandwagon a little bit.
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wdym you’re strip tease daffy duck
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what do you mean you’re the girl who makes Red Bull drinks on TikTok from the Shoe Carnival stockroom for Halloween
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It seems my parents didn't get the memo
Asian parents give u UNMOANABLE names so that u can focus on your GOALS
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chicken wings a real mindfulness meal because you can’t look at your phone or read your book, you just have to concentrate on the wings
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I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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BREAKING NEWS: sources have told me the Hess truck is back and it is better than ever
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I am doing a project about elderly TFT players If you are a TFT player and over 25 please DM 🙏
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Where the hell is Charleston AI
AI company tier list: S+Tier: NVIDIA, Microsoft, OpenAI S Tier: Google / Deepmind, Anthropic, Meta A Tier: AWS, xAI, Palantir, Databricks B Tier: Hugging Face, Perplexity, AMD F tier: Humane, Rabbit, Stability AI
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"It's the brand new iPhone Duo. 1 terabyte. White."
new copy pasta just dropped
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>ching chong is a racial slur >chong ching is a city with 30 million people this is like if Washington DC was named Miggertropolis instead. how is this even allowed
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Before I visited Pennsylvania, everyone warned me that Philadelphia people are the toughest, most impatient people in America. I believed them until I walked toward the front door of a Wawa gas station. I was still forty feet away in the parking lot, walking between rows of cars. A massive construction worker in steel-toe boots, carrying a twenty-four-ounce coffee in one hand and a paper-wrapped hoagie in the other, pushed open the glass door to leave. Then he saw me. He stopped. He planted his boot against the bottom of the door. And he waited. Forty feet is a very long distance when a grown man is holding a door for you in the wind. In Japan, to make a stranger wait carries great shame. So I broke into that awkward half-jog every man performs when he wishes to show gratitude without looking like he is fleeing a crime. "Go ahead, boss," he said as I passed. Ten minutes later, as I walked out with my own sandwich, I saw an elderly woman locking her car thirty feet away. I planted my foot against the glass. I held the door. Another man behind me held the inner door. Within seconds we had formed an impromptu honor guard of grumpy men holding glass doors in complete silence. Philadelphia may boo Santa Claus. But inside the three-foot radius of a Wawa doorway, they have the manners of the imperial court.
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Today is National Text Your Ex Day.
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