Purveyor of fine schadenfreude.

Nashville, TN
Joined June 2008
Call me a dreamer, but it would be nice if the state stopped murdering people in broad daylight.
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The first simulated image of a black hole, calculated with an IBM 7040 computer using 1960 punch cards and hand-plotted by French astrophysicist Jean-Pierre Luminet in 1978
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Well, I’ve seen enough news for today.
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James Corden, Camila Cabello, Billy Porter and Idina Menzel stopped traffic in LA for a flash mob with a cover of Jennifer Lopez’s “Let’s Get Loud” to promote #CinderellaMovie
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feel real
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Like, is this mandatory, or do you have an option?
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If you are lucky enough to have a creative career, the two phases of employment are: “I am so busy, I am a shell of a human” and “I will never have a job ever again”
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I’m building a dating app for people who’ve been vaccinated, but I can’t decide on calling it Inocudate, Warp Speed Dating, or Antibody to Love.
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Ah, Shot in the Dark.
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Once I learn how to process my emotions, figure out how to sleep at night, stop eating compulsively, learn to love and find a purpose, then LOOK OUT cause I’m gonna be unstoppable.
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Some of you have some really bad ideas and you should stop it.
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I find myself writing, and deleting, replies to political posts more than ever. I can’t decide if it’s because I can’t deal with the absolute ridiculousness of both sides anymore, or if I believe my opinion ultimately doesn’t matter.
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What kind of midlife crisis should I have?
19%Classic 🚘/Leather jacket
23%Shave my head/Get ripped
14%Buy so many 🎸🎸s/Record EP
44%Adopt a dog/Buy an RV
115 votes • Final results
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Lady Antebellum changing to "Lady A" is one step toward healing. Here are some others we must pressure: - Dixie Chicks (Obviously) - Drive-By Truckers (Violent, hateful) - The Allman Brothers Band (Brothers don't have to be all men) - Gram Parsons (Metric system? Not in America)
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I'm not saying I'm helping, but I'm definitely helping.
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End qualified immunity. End civil asset forfeiture. End the drug war. End overcriminalization. End no-knock warrants. End militarization of police. End mandatory minimums.
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