@demonsidekick

I Regret Nothing.

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Joined June 2010
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Schmitt: Mr. Smith, did you meet up with a notorious hacker named Neo. Jack Smith: No sir. That was Agent Smith. All of them.
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The amount of mentally ill young women willing to put their mouth on this creature’s mushroom cap is too damn high!
Brian Krassenstein
@krassensteinOct 3
Even MAGA is pissed off by this picture tonight.
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You’d think that they’d be better at the false flag thing by now. They’ve had plenty of practice.
Jeckov Kanani
@JeckovKananiOct 2
It’s not Hollywood, and it’s not Bollywood. It’s Israelywood. 🇮🇱 The FlyDubai story is faker than the moon landing!
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The moment Katie Britt discovered another setting on her buttplug.
Johnny Cavet
@jcavetSep 30
Replying to @middleageriot
@middleageriot
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Boy of privilege proudly proclaims, “I can fit my whole fist in my ass!”
Middle Age Riot@middleageriotSep 30
According to White House sources, Barron Trump wants to transfer to Cornell University because he's "heard good things about the rape culture."
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NEED!!!
MöCS
@MocsMetalSep 28
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I’ll try and remember how amused I was by this content after AI drinks all the fucking water.
ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸
@ImBreckWorshamSep 28
🤣😂🤣😂 I. AM. DEAD. There is no way in HELL I am EVER deleting this app.
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❤️ it! Now do Hakeem.
MAGA Cult Slayer
@MAGACult2Sep 28
We told you long ago, we are calling all of them out. Left, right and center, we are done being owned. We are done, allowing politicians to squander our hard earned money so that they can pay their donors. Foreign or corporate.
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I love a good literary burn.
The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrowSep 26
“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
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There’s no way back. Sorry. Enjoy your dog shit.
Andrew—#IAmTheResistance
@AmoneyResistsSep 20
This is what every MAGA who is finally done supporting Trump and wonders why we aren’t applauding them fails to grasp
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How long until we stop fighting over oil, and start murdering one another over water? Asking for a friend. Ok, it’s me. I’m the friend.
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If you view the Trump Aministration like a show on HBO MAX, it’s more entertaining than nightmarish. It’s edge of your seat stuff.
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I hope flies can hear the screams when I kill one of them. Maybe they’ll pass along the message that my apartment is No Fly Zone.
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A brilliant and digestible explanation of the data center problem.
MAGA Cult Slayer
@MAGACult2Sep 3
Finally, we get the explanation for the data center push
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Brought to you by Brawndo!
MAGA Cult Slayer
@MAGACult2Aug 28
Sponsored by Brawndo
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Oh no, I hope Natalie Harp doesn’t give Trump some of that Selena Fan Club president energy.
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I wish the world was flat. So I could just off the side. I hate it here.
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Reporter: Senator Jon Osoff said you don’t want to do your job, and only care about the ballroom and traveling with Natalie Harp. Trump: *Insults Osoff and then goes on at length about the ballroom.* This dummy could bankrupt a lemonade stand.
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Too late. We’re on to you.
HatsOff
@HatsOffffAug 16
‘We must flood social media with fake news to defend Israel’ Israeli politician Eli Hazan says the ‘truth no longer matters’
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People ask me why I let my pants sag, like those trendy teenagers. It’s simple: I have no ass. ☹️
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