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a gif you can hear ✨

three apples tall !!

this is how I found out she’s not a lesbian-

this is the Melissa that Dana fell in love with, probably over beers at a dive bar where Mel punched a guy out for flirting with them and Dana had to stitch them up🍷🍷

need to get drunk + watch a movie where Julianne Moore either plays gay or cries

she has an army of lesbians behind her 😭

me when I have a smart mouth, big tits, drink like a fish and make a mean ass lasagna

woke up and knocked down a wall and then built/set up kitchen cabinets for my mom. I’m the son my parents never had and the daughter who is going to inherit all their money 🤭💙💗

thinking bout that abbott episode where Melissa says “not that red leather thing with all those zippers..that’s pajamas.” because like sister what??? show and tell, immediately.

I need to know whatever the fuck lisa was on that day because why the hell did she say barb so iconically that I’m going to call my aunt that at thanksgiving

she’s got a little devil in her angel eyes.

took a nap + had a pitcher of cherry margaritas and guess what??? I’m still in a funky ass mood but that’s okay!!