FYI - @bgurley is 6’ 0” tall.

I finally feel like there’s a product that make sense to dig into past @grok. This all moves so fast I’m hesitant to dig deep into any of it knowing the moment I finally grasp it, it’s yesterday’s innovation. What can I use @bot for to accelerate my life??

Who’s got more @ChipotleTweets points?

First one I’ve seen in the wild. @Opendoor @nejatian

Has everyone noticed that @FedEx is a shell of what it once was? It used to be the pinnacle of trusted logistics. I have been working on a problem for about a week and a half now and have had to overnight multiple items. They take the large payment for the service and flat out ignore the service. The supplier only uses FedEx. We had the one instance where the driver just flat out lied. Sat morning delivery, urgent item, huge $$ for shipping it. Turns into “by end of day”, then turns into estimated Monday. No humans to help you. Best I got was using grok for a phone number, they post none, and the guy in India told me straight up driver lied. Say they see it a lot. Saturday night, wants to go home. Took a picture of a different commercial site that was closed and said no one was available. This is definitely a sign of the times but you don’t have to take this sort of thing. Unfortunately imo, it’s only going to get worse. FedEx, do better. What an awful experience this past week and a half has been. You probably owe me near $2k in unkept paid services. And I’d bet there’s some fine print somewhere that prevents that liability. Like when your driver just gives up?

When did @X become Instagram? Not the same anymore. No longer news, it feels like social media. Sucks.

So @GoldsGym apparently has a policy that if your commitment period is expired, and you stop paying the month to month, they say you still owe them. This has to be a joke? They hadn’t made a single upgrade to their facility here in years. It’s gross. @CrunchGym came to town and literally drained them of their membership. And rather than upgrading their product, this is how they intend to stay afloat. Seems like a good plan. 🤪

.@elonmusk - we need to replace these little Google home speakers in our house with @grok speakers. These things suck.

How I imagine the guy with 1 @Tesla share voting against @elonmusk getting his comp package

Can’t wait @Tesla . Although the sledgehammer is a little concerning. I’ll pass on that accessory on my life size Optimus.

You ever catch yourself driving out of habit and then you think….wait, what am I doing?? @Tesla

Ok, I officially have my own Knight Rider. Science fiction for precludes science fact. @Tesla we just need the watch that goes with it

I eat @ChipotleTweets almost every day. They are by far the best QSR food available and by far the most inconsistent QSR there is. You never know what you’re going to get. There is a place for a competitor to offer the same quality with clean consistency. AI?

The @tesla vs gas argument is no longer about EV vs Oil. Yet every argument I see on here is just that. All things even on power plant, ONE OF THEM DRIVES BY ITSELF and the other doesn’t. Game is already over.

Fixed it.