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Update: last night my BF woke me up in a panic because he thought I was squishing Gia.
Delaney Caggiano@delcagg6 Jun 2022
1-2 times a month, I’m my sleep, I wake my boyfriend with panic to tell him Gia (my cat) is right there and not to squish her and every time he is startled and assures me he won’t squish her. He hasn’t squished her yet so I think it’s working.
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I just want to squish the fuck out of every chonky little animal I see
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Watch Everton train, play Arsenal and listen to Frank at the @MenInBlazers Live event! 🎟️ ngx.me/4OOnw26.h?s=RyJ3IjoiP…
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@ConanOBrien17 Jun 2022
It just cost me $150,000 to fill up my Harrier fighter jet. Thanks a lot Biden.
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1-2 times a month, I’m my sleep, I wake my boyfriend with panic to tell him Gia (my cat) is right there and not to squish her and every time he is startled and assures me he won’t squish her. He hasn’t squished her yet so I think it’s working.
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Elon Musk
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Chronological tweets seem much better than what “the algorithm” suggests
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clintoris@clintoris18 Dec 2021
The government should send everyone $5000 and a blunt
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Robert Pattinson should be the next Bond.
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Sports
@Sports27 Oct 2021
An absolute legend Cheers @CarliLloyd
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Cigarette companies should start selling half sized cigarettes. They can call them shawties.
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Bristol CT, RTC@BristolRTC28 Sep 2021
Replying to @delcagg
@delcagg @claycagg @shanecagg @ConnecticutYRs – at Connecticut, USA
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ICYESTTWAT
@FUCCl4 Sep 2021
WAY 2 FUCKING SEXY TO BE PAYING RENT.
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Brb gunna go sage things with my mom
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Not to brag but I am really good with plants
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Heidi Voight@HeidiVoight26 Apr 2021
OKAY WHO DID THIS
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In my acute observations it seems like once you hit 40 you have to wear tighty whities with all kinds of pants not matter the tightness. Is this true @JoeBiden? Can we change this law?
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