️️ ️️ 𝕿𝐎𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐀．

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ nah，'cause ⠀ i’m ⠀ a ⠀ villain.xn--6ii

why are my subordinates coming out to me, suddenly? i don’t care.

i will make it so any time anyone in my general vicinity sneezes, they sneeze glitter. for my entertainment.

you’re an idiot.

( whacking him over the head )

if i’m your boyfriend, you think, what the fuck does that make you?

ditto, i think.

haha! hahaha!

i stink? okay. ( rubbing all over him like a feline, now they both smell )

/ my notifications poofed from existence so that’s cool

no, you will *wait and you will see then.

“i wouldn’t be myself otherwise, right?” his gaze dropped back to his phone screen, looking a cool kind of pensive. “just find myself not havin’ as much time for them as i used to.”

i’m not answerin’ that.

just you wait.

squinting an eye, wordlessly asking, ‘what?’

*behave, keigo. you can’t handle me.

very well. he’d enjoy the belt from me, so i’d have to go with *something.

… mm. it wasn’t a problem, of course, and rest assured, it will not happen again. at least not by own. do not hold it against him, will you? he knew no better. i would *hate if it put a cork in our progress.

urghh, you just had to say it, huh? it’s good, *fantastic even, to know this didn’t change you.