☆alexandra | any pronouns | 28 – MDNI☆ dark content ☆ not proship https://xitter.cf/t.co/bnpVGXxn0I

Joined October 2022
#Regeneration - A documentary sporadically narrated by #RyanGosling ! I found it bleak, a bit poignant, and a little slow. But it's interesting. I will probably take some times to clip out just Ryan's voice for those not into a full hour of documentary. Couldn't find this online at all.
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rygostwt is so annoying that i'm waiting for one of you to get mad at the american scientist funding crisis thing and write a think piece on how it's somehow detrimental to scientists so you can cancel everyone who participated
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I'm so mad I'm gonna shit my pants bro I have avoided all spoilers for MWF 4 by blocking everything about it after it came out 3-4 days ago and one of my moots made their profile about one of the characters being dead 😭 kmskmskms I am maybe halfway through the game.
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I had an elaborate conversation and romantic dinner with james ortiz last night and he told me he actually hates american scientists dealing with funding crises and would never dm one.
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I hope whoever stole my package was also planning to be an american scientist dealing with the funding crisis for halloween
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is that seat taken?
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More Yoni art (Yoni. Yknow? Like Yoni Egg?) #eridianoc
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respectfully if you guys send me another question in this general theme again I'm gonna start finding you and doing you lasting harm. you had your finger over "not proship" in my bio to ask this question.
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wishing a very "everyone who quote tweets on private accounts" a very merry explode and shit your pants because I'm nosy
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I love so bad when someone has pervert in their username but they're talking about light choking and start throwing tomatoes at me when I say I want him to piss in my throat.
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on my tl once a week or so
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#otistwt Otis fanart TW: nsfw, sounding, kinktober kinda
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even in my name and by my ability to fill in other random information they grudgingly gave me the package. I open it and it's just some nasty black tee. He has 1000+ sales and largely positive reviews. His only negative review is for a singular cancelled order.
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do you guys want to see my favorite video on the Internet
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not to be a whiny bitch about the new deleted PHM scenes but I'm so glad they deleted that marissa bs like it would have been so stupid to blend marissa and linda. that scene is NAAAWT canon to me.
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IM SORRY FOR LAUGHING BUT HIM GETTING HIT IN THE LEG BY THE CAR IS SO FUNNY 😭😭
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What do you mean puppy "play", it is puppy serious
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i have NO DICK And I must cream
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cowboy gosling
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