all these tweets u gotta like one • offline • text me when the revolution starts

Joined May 2012
it’s been real, tweople
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i really yearn for sunlight and nature adventures
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true earth sign shit
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creatine is bad for women?
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be wary of the people in your life that are constantly trying to humble you
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I’m wheezing laughing
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when wash day and shave day fall on the same day
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if by pregnant you mean getting money then yeah
So we’re all just pregnant?
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strong man, my average is 36 😓
You get one chance to waste my time
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Girls: I don’t need no fuckin man… Also Girls:
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i wish there was a sexier way to say good afternoon
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am i the only one that finds stretching sexy
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are you living or are you just one more day closer to dying
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my group fitness instructor just taught a whole class in khakis
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lmaoo sinister
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2024 gonna be full of straight baecays
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learn to forgive your parents man, it’s they first time at life too ! – at Anaheim, CA
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shout out to everyone that’s ever shown me they care even with small gestures
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so thankful for all the love i have in my life 🫶🏼
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