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Quantum describes matter at the smallest subatomic scales. A "quantum leap forward" should really mean the smallest and most insignificant advance possible.
Dr house must be forever constipated from all the codeine he takes. That explains why he's always so grumpy.
As stupid as you might think fashion is getting, we still haven’t seen someone with unibrow shave everything but the connecting middle
Having the same breakfast every day is considered normal. Having the same dinner every night is considered bizarre.
Judges, with their wigs and hammer, being referred to as 'Justice' and addressed by 'Your Honor' are cosplaying in a period piece and we are going with it like it is perfectly natural.
Threesomes are going to become more prevalent, not because of sexual desire but because soon it will take three working incomes to afford a house.