every day it’s a different gay guy’s birthday. you respond to his story “happy bday babe!” and he says “thanks handsome!” then on your birthday that same gay guy responds to your story “happy bday handsome!” and you say “thanks babe!” and you repeat this until you both die

unfortunately still thinking about billy’s dick

i fucking love living here

can’t wait for melatonin (glee version)

yeah he would say that wouldn’t he

i said my friend nick’s new short haircut made him look like anne heche and none of the homosexuals standing around me knew who or what i was talking about ??? what kind of world are we living in man

well