gf that’s always been too shy to make a waffle at a hotel continental breakfast 🤝 bf that never missed his chance to make one
just switched my ceiling fan to go clockwise for the winter and I’m feelin like an aerospace engineer
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You can tell when the two flight attendants don’t fw each other. Zero chemistry on the drink cart
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Nobody warns about the hazards of reading at a young age.
I’ll be mispronouncing words like “haphazard”, “melancholy”, and “hors d'oeuvres” for the rest of my life.
dating at 27 is asking ur bf if he wants to go half on a baby when he sends u a pic of him mowing a lawn
I don’t care if I miss my flight I am not getting on the plane until Shrek Forever After finishes downloading
I don’t understand the hatred for QR code menus like your phone is already in your hand bro
